FourQ
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When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion:
Routine.....
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking,places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill.....beer in hand.
Here comes the important part....
4) THE MAN PLACES MEAT ON THE GRILL
More routine...
5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring him another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again....
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine....
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad,bread,utensils,napkins,sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And Importantly....
10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and upon seeing her annoyed reaction concludes "THERE'S NO PLEASING SOME WOMEN..................!"
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RE: BBQ - 
You forgot about the Man having to get the fire going, getting the coals "just right" and dealing with colateral fires...
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