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MistresseLotus -> CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/15/2008 1:04:22 PM)


1. SCHIZOPHRENIA : -- Do You Hear What We Hear?

2. AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas.

3. NARCISSIST - - Hark the Herald Angels Sing-All About Me .

4. MANIC -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants, and.....

5. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

6. PARANOID --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me.

7. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

8. FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER -- You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna cry; I'm Gonna Pout! -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why .

9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER -- Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.....

10. AGORAPHOBIA -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn't Leave My House.

11. SENILE DEMENTIA -- Walking in a Winter Wonderland--Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANCE DISORDER -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus-so I Burned Down the House.

13. SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14. ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER -- We Wish You.. . .Hey Look!!! It's Snowing!!!




BlackPhx -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/15/2008 1:08:54 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

poenkitten



Celene -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/15/2008 1:14:50 PM)

Funny one - thanks for the smiles.



Morniel -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/15/2008 1:39:11 PM)

I LOVE the last one!  (But then I think Dorrie from "Finding Nemo" is queen of the world)



Sindel -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/15/2008 1:52:31 PM)

Thanks! That was awsome :) Have you ever called the hotline? :P



elegantalexis -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/15/2008 2:33:15 PM)

I am not Manic!!!  I am bipolar...

Look, its, a bird, its a plane, its my exe crashing into a tree! [:D]



MistresseLotus -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/15/2008 3:39:38 PM)

This one was my favorite:

11. SENILE DEMENTIA -- Walking in a Winter Wonderland--Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

... I can relate!



FourQ -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/15/2008 5:15:02 PM)

Absolutely brilliant.
[:D][:D][:D]



GreedyTop -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/15/2008 5:40:23 PM)

the ADD one.. yeah, thats me...LMAO!!  



sunshinemiss -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/15/2008 6:32:18 PM)

Hey there,
I saw that years ago, when I was actually working in a psych hospital.  We put it up in the staff bathroom.  You could hear the staff laughing.  Was a great way to keep the energy in the hospital light.

happy holidays,
*tgfka sunshine



hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/15/2008 9:54:01 PM)

OMG ROFLMFAO!  I am SO stealing a copy of this and emailing it to my shrink!



FourQ -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/16/2008 5:04:31 AM)

It's already gone to the lads at my old workplace.  Most of them are completely nuts.



Zenonis -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/17/2008 4:27:35 PM)

Wonderfull.... thanks for sharing. I resemble some of those remarks... LOL  



MirrorrirroM -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/18/2008 3:54:41 PM)

LMAO!!!



Freakgirl4 -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/19/2008 10:10:46 PM)

Awesome...thanks!![:D]



plsurnpain -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/21/2008 10:44:47 AM)

Thanks so much for sharing  I loved them



Hanable -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/21/2008 11:11:18 AM)

i havent been diagnosed with any of them.. but im pretty sure ive done the ADD one...

H >:)



youngsubgeoff -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/21/2008 11:56:48 AM)

over-eaters: chestnuts, roast ducks, honey ham, game hens.....

anorexic: chestNUT roating on an open fire

Depressive: its a horrible life

Hard of Hearing: HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING 

Blind:   dot       dot dot      /  dot dot            dot dot    dot         / dot          dot     dot    /
             dot          dot     /          dot                 dot                  / dot dot      dot     dot  /
          dot                      /    dot dot                           dot dot   / dot                              /
 
                dot    dot          dot      dot  /   dot / dot         dot   dot               E
          dot dot    dot dot               dot  / dot  /  dot dot    dot   dot           N
                dot                             dot  /         /   dot?                                D    (Extra points for
                                                  dot  /        /                                                   deciphering) 
 
The blind one was Mistress' idea



FourQ -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/21/2008 4:13:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: youngsubgeoff
Hard of Hearing: HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING 

lol - being hard of hearing I find that particularly amusing.



BlackPhx -> RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED (12/21/2008 7:02:42 PM)

I don't read Braille...Yet ( mutter..at the rate things are going...sigh) but I can guess...

Can you see what I see?

poenkitten



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