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The Importance of Correct Punctuation - 12/16/2008 4:58:32 AM

Nexo

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Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours?

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Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,
Gloria

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RE: The Importance of Correct Punctuation - 12/16/2008 6:51:21 AM

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RE: The Importance of Correct Punctuation - 12/16/2008 8:46:27 AM

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That is a good example.

Reminds me of the book published several years ago, I believe titled "Eats shoots and leaves," which stemmed from a joke about a panda bear in a bar. Consider the alternative of "eats, shoots and leaves."

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RE: The Importance of Correct Punctuation - 12/16/2008 9:05:03 AM

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RE: The Importance of Correct Punctuation - 12/16/2008 12:10:20 PM

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Now that one I like.

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RE: The Importance of Correct Punctuation - 12/16/2008 12:58:16 PM

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A Lovely job of it.

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RE: The Importance of Correct Punctuation - 12/19/2008 1:03:08 AM

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