FourQ -> Bush in primary school (12/16/2008 12:15:16 PM)
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During one of his final official functions George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. Graham puts up his hand ... "And what is your question, Graham?" "I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?" Clive puts up his hand. "And what is your question, Clive?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f**k happened to Graham?"
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