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FourQ -> Why did I fail my exams? (12/16/2008 1:09:58 PM)
1) Classical Studies Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements. Answer: Learning to speak Latin 2) Biology Question: What is a fibula? Answer: A little lie 3) General Studies Question: Jeff has been asked to collect data about the amount of television his friends watch. Think of an appropriate question he could ask them. Answer: How much TV do you watch? 4) Classical Studies Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death? Answer: Suspicious ones 5) Biology Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease Answer: Early death 6) Geography Question: What are the Pyramids? Answer: The Pyramids are a large mountain range which splits France and Spain 7) Biology Question: What is a plasmid? Answer: A high definition television 8) English Question: In Pride and Prejudice, at what moment does Elizabeth Bennet realise her true feelings for Mr Darcy? Answer: When she sees him coming out of the lake. 9) Geography Question: What do we call a person forced to leave their home perhaps by a natural disaster or war, without having another home to go to. Answer: Homeless 10) Religious Studies Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called? Answer: Monotony 11) Biology Question: In the Hawaiian Islands, there are around 500 different species of fruit fly. Give a reason for this Answer: There are approximately 500 varieties of fruit 12) Physics Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels Answer: Fire 13) Geography Question: Define the term "intensive farming". Answer: It is when a farmer never has a day off. 14) Maths Question: Change 7/8 to a decimal Answer: 7.8 15) Geography Question: What does the term "lava" mean? Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar 16) General Studies Question: Redundancy is often an unpleasant and unexpected event in someone's life. Give two examples of unexpected life events. Answer: 1) death 2) Reincarnation 17) History Question: What was introduced in the Children's Charter of 1908? Answer: Children 18) Business Studies Question: Explain the word "wholesaler". Answer: Someone who sells you whole items - eg, a whole cake 19) Geography Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country? Answer: Malaria 20) Geography Question:What artificial waterway runs between the Mediterranean and Red Seas? Answer: The Sewage Canal 21) Geography Question: Name one famous Greek landmark Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse 22) Maths Question: Expand 2 (x + y) Answer: 2 ( x + y ) 2 ( x + y ) 2 ( x + y ) 23) Business Studies Question: Assess Fashion House pls's choice to locate its factory near Birmingham. Is Birmingham the right location for this type of business? Answer: No. People from Birmingham aren't very fashionable. 24) History Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed? Answer: At the bottom. 25) History Question: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? Answer: Unusual names.

Saratov -> RE: Why did I fail my exams? (12/16/2008 4:04:20 PM)
On 22 you forgot to add space between the 2 and the ( [8\|] I thought only 72% was required to pass. I think you only missed three other ones besides #22... that's about 84%! [I think [:-]]

needstheOne -> RE: Why did I fail my exams? (12/16/2008 8:26:43 PM)
LOL that was funny a good laugh

sirsholly -> RE: Why did I fail my exams? (12/17/2008 6:47:54 AM)
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Musicmystery -> RE: Why did I fail my exams? (12/17/2008 7:04:20 AM)
I actually DID see a college student answer a question about where in the Lascaux caves we would find paintings with: "on the inside." Another student, on a multiple choice question asking about why the discovery of the Rosetta Stone was important, chose: "this type of stone was much easier to carve than earlier types of stone, and so revolutionized the history of sculpture." A third student, concerned about the environment, wrote an essay about why we should ban "arousal" sprays. But my favorite is the student writing about Shelley's poem "Ozymandias," about a fallen monument in a desert: "Ozymandias was once a great king, and when he was fully erect, he was a force to be reckoned with. But now he's laying pieces about the desert."

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