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MissEnchanted -> Give an old person a break? (12/17/2008 7:31:16 AM)

 The other day I went downtown to run a few
errands. I went into the
local coffee shop for a snack.
I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came
out, there was this
cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving an old
person a break'?

   He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a
'Nazi.'
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for
having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

   He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the
first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a
moron in blue.

   This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I talked back to him, the more tickets he
wrote.

   Personally, I didn't really care.
I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was
putting the tickets on
had one of those bumper stickers that said,
'Mcain-Palin in 08'.

   I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm
retired. The doctor
tells me that it's important to my health.




sirsholly -> RE: Give an old person a break? (12/17/2008 2:50:56 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




Huntertn -> RE: Give an old person a break? (12/17/2008 3:53:50 PM)

And they call me a sadist




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