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Do you know who I am? - 12/19/2008 4:16:37 PM

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During the middle of the final exam a university student arrives just as the examiner is explaining to the students the usual 'no cheating' rules.
He sits at the closest seat and prepares to ready himself for the exam.
The examiner, somewhat unimpressed chooses to make an example of the young man with comments regarding him 'gracing their presence'.

The exam continues without further incident until the whistle blows to have the students stop writing.
The latecomer continues, ignoring the request.
As the other students stand and present their papers on the table beside the examiner the latecomer can still be seen completing the multiple choice page.
Upon completion he stands, casually strolls to the examiner who refuses his paper.
"Do you know who I am?" the latecomer asks.
Not wanting to play along to his already inflated ego the examiner retorts "No!"
"Good" comes the response as he lifts half of the exams, slides his in the middle and leaves.

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RE: Do you know who I am? - 12/19/2008 4:33:40 PM

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LOL oh that was a good one...lol

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RE: Do you know who I am? - 12/19/2008 6:04:20 PM

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I know how he feels..when I was in the navy a guy came into our shop and asked to make a call..sure..go ahead we said..so he called and started chewing out the guy on the other end..Only to have the captain of the ship answered back..thinking quick the guy asked the captain if he "Knew who this was?" and after being told No..lol..He hung up the phone and ran outta our shop..LOLOLOL

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RE: Do you know who I am? - 12/19/2008 6:20:11 PM

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LOL

I've actually done this! Aced the exam, but the instructor was pissed when she realized it was mine!

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RE: Do you know who I am? - 12/19/2008 11:06:48 PM

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lol, like it. Also reminded me of this....................

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service.
A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and
said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.

The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm
sure we'll be able to work something out.'

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear,
'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone:
'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please', she began - her voice heard clearly throughout
the terminal.

'We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14.'

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant,
gritted his teeth and said, 'Fuck You!'

Without flinching, she smiled and said, (I love this bit)
'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too.'

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RE: Do you know who I am? - 12/20/2008 12:16:42 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FourQ

During the middle of the final exam a university student arrives just as the examiner is explaining to the students the usual 'no cheating' rules.
He sits at the closest seat and prepares to ready himself for the exam.
The examiner, somewhat unimpressed chooses to make an example of the young man with comments regarding him 'gracing their presence'.

The exam continues without further incident until the whistle blows to have the students stop writing.
The latecomer continues, ignoring the request.
As the other students stand and present their papers on the table beside the examiner the latecomer can still be seen completing the multiple choice page.
Upon completion he stands, casually strolls to the examiner who refuses his paper.
"Do you know who I am?" the latecomer asks.
Not wanting to play along to his already inflated ego the examiner retorts "No!"
"Good" comes the response as he lifts half of the exams, slides his in the middle and leaves.

This commercial is what I thought you were refering to.
It's the lotto in Europe I think. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA4aRrbKsH0

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RE: Do you know who I am? - 12/20/2008 12:20:58 AM

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LMAO, J!!

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RE: Do you know who I am? - 12/20/2008 3:05:43 AM

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ROFL! Nice one J. That's going to keep me going all day.

Eljan, I've not seen that one before. I guess it was only a matter of time before someone commercialised it.

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RE: Do you know who I am? - 12/20/2008 4:16:37 AM

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