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BDSM Christmas songs - 12/20/2008 7:32:44 PM

plsurnpain

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I saw this and thought i would share. Enjoy

to the tune of The Chipmunk Song)

The Naughty Subbie Song

Master:all right you subbies! Ready to sing your song?
-I'll say we are!
-Yeah!
-Let's sing it now!
Master: Okay, nancy#2?
-Okay!
Master: Okay, copper?
-Okay!
Master: Okay, izzy? izzy? IZZY!
-OKAY!!!)

Whipping, whipping time is near
Time for crops and leather gear
We've been bad, and that can't last
Hurry Master, hurry fast
We were such a naughty group
Me, I made a real big oops!
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Master, don't be late.

Master: Okay subbies, get ready.
That was very good, nancy #2,
-Naturally.
Master: Very good copper.
-Ahhh.
Master: Ah, izzy, you were a little brat, watch it.
Master: Ah, izzy. izzy. IZZY!
-OKAY.

We were such a naughty group
Me, I made a real big oops!
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Master, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Master, don't be late.

Master: Very good, subs
-Lets play again! Yeah, lets play again!
Master: No, That's enough, lets not overdo it
-What do you mean overdo it?
-Did we tire Master out already?
Master: Now wait a minute, subs
-Is MASTER going to use his safe word?
-[subbie giggles]
Master: izzy, cut that out..nancy #2, just a minute.
copper will you cut that out? subbies

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RE: BDSM Christmas songs - 12/20/2008 10:17:57 PM

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RE: BDSM Christmas songs - 12/21/2008 3:55:00 AM

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TOO CUTE!!!!!!

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RE: BDSM Christmas songs - 12/21/2008 6:37:56 AM

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RE: BDSM Christmas songs - 12/21/2008 8:19:32 AM

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Outstanding!!

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RE: BDSM Christmas songs - 12/21/2008 8:24:05 AM

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Nothing says Christmas like this song by the Wet Spots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRfvSOuwM_4

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RE: BDSM Christmas songs - 12/21/2008 11:26:20 AM

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rudolph the red assed subbie
Frosty the dildo man
I saw mommy flogging santa clause
Ill be in the dungeon for christmas
Stalking around the chritmas tree
Im dreaming of a snake bite christmas
shaved balls roasting on an open fire
Have yourself a black and blue balled christmas
Do you lube what I lube?
Jerry did you blow?

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RE: BDSM Christmas songs - 12/21/2008 1:15:53 PM

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and why do I find myself identifying with Izzy?

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RE: BDSM Christmas songs - 12/21/2008 6:39:23 PM

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Ok I just had to get in on this..Two by me

I Saw Mommy Spanking Santa Claus
I saw Mommy spanking Santa Claus
Over by the fireplace last night.
She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then, I saw Mommy tie up Santa Claus
She tied him up so very, very tight;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen Mommy spanking Santa Claus last night.

Pony Bells
Dashing through the snow
On a one-girl open sleigh,
Over the fields we go,
Whip cracking all the way;
Bells on bob-tail ring,
Gleaming flanks shine white,
What fun it is to ride and sing
A Pony song tonight

Harness bells, Pony Gals,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-girl open sleigh Hey
Harness bells, Pony Gals,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-girl open sleigh

A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was hitched up for the ride;
The girl was lean and lank;
Misfortune seemed her lot;
She began to slip and slide,
Boy her ass looked hot.

Harness Bells, Pony Gals,
Jingle all the way!
O What fun it is to ride
In a one-girl open sleigh. Hey
Harness bells, Pony Gals,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride In a one-girl open sleigh

A day or two ago,
this story I must tell
I went out on the snow
And on my back I fell;
A gent was riding by
In a one-girl open sleigh,
He laughed as there I sprawling lay,
But quickly drove away.

Harness Bells, Pony Gals,
Jingle all the way!
O What fun it is to ride
In a one-Girl open sleigh. Hey
Harness bells, Pony Gals,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-girl open sleigh

Now the ground is white
Race them while their young,
Hitch them up tonight
And sing this sleighing song;
Just get a bob-tailed bay
Two beauties built for speed
Hitch them to an open sleigh
And crack! You’ll take the lead.

Harness Bells, Pony Gals,
Jingle all the way!
O What fun it is to ride
In a one-girl open sleigh.

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RE: BDSM Christmas songs - 12/21/2008 6:49:51 PM

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Christmas means fisting to me.

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RE: BDSM Christmas songs - 12/22/2008 4:34:40 AM

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All being well I'll have learned it for Christmas.

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RE: BDSM Christmas songs - 12/23/2008 5:25:45 PM

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That is awesome...

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