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MissEnchanted -> female compassion! (12/20/2008 8:11:36 PM)

 FEMALE  COMPASSION (NEVER TO BE  UNDERESTIMATED)

 A  man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no  legs.
 Three  women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor  man.
 The  first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
 The man said "No,"  so she gave him a hug and walked  on.
 The  second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
 The man said  "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked  on.
 The  third really beautiful woman came up to him and said "Have you  ever 
  been f---ed?"

 The fellow said "No."

 She said  "You will be when the tide comes  in."




Saratov -> RE: female compassion! (12/20/2008 10:21:26 PM)

[:-]  I think I know the third one.  [sm=wall.gif]




sirsholly -> RE: female compassion! (12/21/2008 3:53:27 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




BlackPhx -> RE: female compassion! (12/21/2008 6:42:48 AM)

~~Snort~~

I DID give you a snorkel Saratov....

poenkitten




Saratov -> RE: female compassion! (12/21/2008 7:37:07 AM)

Okay, but laying it on the sand doesn't really count!! [8|]




FourQ -> RE: female compassion! (12/21/2008 8:21:02 AM)

lol.  I've dated all three of these women. 
Come to think of it, I've dated number three a few times.




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