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Pass the Cheese Please - 12/21/2008 11:04:48 AM

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cuz, I'm going to whine---I was cutting evergreen boughs with a hand pruner and cut through the fleshy part of My hand under the two middle fingers!!! Now I face Yule with stitches and a huge bandage!

ok whine over, you may now return to your holiday programming.

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RE: Pass the Cheese Please - 12/21/2008 11:20:45 AM

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Oh dear, sorry to hear of your injury, and I know it is no fun with a big bandage on your hand, it kind of hinders doing anything. I know, because Thursday I had a little accident, I dropped my straight razor and seeing as it was going vertically downwards, I was not keen on it hitting anything on the way down, so I swiped at it to knock it out the way, all this in a fraction of a second. The swipe worked, but I managed to take a fair slice of finger off, blood everywhere. I after swearing a bit, shoved the sliced bit back on and held it till the blood slowed a bit, then bandaged it, it still bled through the bandage. I ended up with a bandaged finger like a tree frog, totally useless. Next day I had a look at it, the sliced bit had stuck, so I made butterfly sutures and applied, so far so good, it is now coated in honey and plastered, but still useless and annoying.

Yes, it needed stitches, but there was no way I was going to the hospital, I had a party to go to.

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RE: Pass the Cheese Please - 12/21/2008 11:22:35 AM

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hehe Daddy always says would you like some cheese with that whine. But seriously sorry to hear about the injury. Please be more careful next time

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cuz, I'm going to whine---I was cutting evergreen boughs with a hand pruner and cut through the fleshy part of My hand under the two middle fingers!!! Now I face Yule with stitches and a huge bandage!

ok whine over, you may now return to your holiday programming.

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RE: Pass the Cheese Please - 12/21/2008 11:23:02 AM

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That's priceless!

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RE: Pass the Cheese Please - 12/21/2008 11:41:51 AM

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Cat.. I've done the same thing, although I got myself on the fleshy part below the index finger.. I felt like SUCH a dingbat! LOL Hope it heals quickly!

Aneirin!! Couldnt you have just kinda jumped back out of it's way? LOL *Smooches* darlin.. I hope your wound heals quickly too!

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RE: Pass the Cheese Please - 12/21/2008 11:54:33 AM

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Ouch! I am so sorry. Take a glass of wine, but not with prescription painkillers please. And feel better soonest.

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RE: Pass the Cheese Please - 12/21/2008 11:56:00 AM

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Ouchie! Get well soon.

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RE: Pass the Cheese Please - 12/21/2008 12:15:04 PM

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ouchies!! that's one of the reasons i like the fake trees and artificial garland and all that, especially with the rugrats helping decorate, someone is bound to get a little carried away and zig when they should have zagged! hope your holidays are happy anyway all you accident prone folks!
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RE: Pass the Cheese Please - 12/21/2008 4:43:51 PM

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Ouch!

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RE: Pass the Cheese Please - 12/21/2008 10:02:28 PM

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I empathize with all of you.

And...

Never under estimate the power of super glue. I've glued many a wound with no ill effects. In fact one cute was to the bone on my thumb and you can't even see a scar.

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RE: Pass the Cheese Please - 12/21/2008 11:25:34 PM

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hello

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RE: Pass the Cheese Please - 12/22/2008 12:43:08 AM

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Well you did ask for someone to pass the cheese.

You should be careful what you wish for.

some cheese

Sorry about the accident, hope the 'cheese' cheers you up.

Get well soon, and Happy Holidays.

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