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foodstuffs enemas - 12/23/2008 2:27:44 AM   
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Status: offline 		So I was bored and browsing my local area craigslist site, and stumbled upon someone's posting, asking for a young man or woman to receive a mayonnaise enema (obviously for the poster's enjoyment). When I read this, I started thinking about how it would work, as mayonnaise doesn't flow like water, milk, coffee, etc. would (until I remembered syringes). Anyways, my question is would this possibly cause any health problems (aside from any that are already possibly present with any other enema)? I have no plan on replying to this ad, it just got me thinking. 
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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 12/23/2008 6:26:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well there is the possibility for Heart Attack. The Anal cavity will secrete things into the system quickly which is why Alcohol Enemas get you Drunk VERY QUICKLY. All that Fat and Choletrol might just BLOW and Artery.

VERY Unlikely But you never know how clogged someone artery really is.

No Offense but Mayo is not a perfered Enma Solution. Even if they agree to clean you out 20 times with a Soap and Water Solution.

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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 12/23/2008 11:18:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		Of course , if you follow the mayo enema up with a cheese enema, you could bung the person up for life!!!!!

just saying   ....   in the spirit of helpfulness .................................

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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 12/23/2008 12:10:53 PM   
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Of course , if you follow the mayo enema up with a cheese enema, you could bung the person up for life!!!!!

just saying   ....   in the spirit of helpfulness .................................

Why do I feel some snark about ham dildos in the offing? (or rather, offal, given the topic)


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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 12/23/2008 2:10:02 PM   
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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 12/23/2008 3:16:14 PM   
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"Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best."

....without the great taste of Miracle Whip.....

Oh yeah, this could get ugly......


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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 12/23/2008 4:53:29 PM   
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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 12/23/2008 7:13:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'll never look at or use Mayo in the same way as before. That's nasty. 

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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 12/23/2008 7:16:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		How about we use some cocktail sauce??  I mean, if you like a little pain with it.  That horseradish would STING! HEHE!

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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 12/23/2008 7:20:43 PM   
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I mean, if you like a little pain with it.

Habanero sauce.


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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 12/23/2008 7:23:05 PM   
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I mean, if you like a little pain with it.

Habanero sauce.





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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 12/23/2008 7:24:07 PM   
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I mean, if you like a little pain with it.

Habanero sauce.





Patience, girl.....perhaps Santa will bring you (me) some....


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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 12/23/2008 7:24:53 PM   
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I mean, if you like a little pain with it.

Habanero sauce.





Patience, girl.....perhaps Santa will bring you (me) some....





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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 12/23/2008 8:37:53 PM   
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I mean, if you like a little pain with it.

Habanero sauce.



I said a LITTLE!!!!!!!!!

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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 12/23/2008 8:44:47 PM   
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I mean, if you like a little pain with it.

Habanero sauce.



I said a LITTLE!!!!!!!!!

Sure, take all the fun out of it......geesh!!!!!


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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 1/2/2009 1:57:56 AM   
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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 1/2/2009 2:10:46 AM   
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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 1/2/2009 2:23:34 AM   
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Did you know that the Dutch dip french fries in mayonnaise? 



yes...and so do the germans and the belgians :P
and it tastes great!!!!!!!!

http://www.europeancuisines.com/Belgium-Belgian-Netherlands-Holland-Dutch-Mayonnaise-And-Friet-Frite-Sauces-Saus

try it when you visit


ps..we have fries...french fries are thinner

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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 1/2/2009 2:59:07 AM   
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Did you know that the Dutch dip french fries in mayonnaise? 



yes...and so do the germans and the belgians :P
and it tastes great!!!!!!!!

http://www.europeancuisines.com/Belgium-Belgian-Netherlands-Holland-Dutch-Mayonnaise-And-Friet-Frite-Sauces-Saus

try it when you visit


ps..we have fries...french fries are thinner


I used to be a semi-regular visitor to Western Europe, mainly the Netherlands.  I did try mayo and fries...but nah!  Much prefer tomato ketchup.

And I suggested french fries so that they would fit into the *cough* "mayo container" that the OP mentioned...

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RE: foodstuffs enemas - 1/2/2009 11:29:27 PM   
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