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OJ Goes to Hell - 12/23/2008 5:24:53 AM

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OJ Goes to Hell One day in the future, O J Simpson has a heart attack and dies.

He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil 'You are on my

list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll

tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a few folks here who weren't quite

as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.

I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.'

OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the

door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over and over; he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

'No,' OJ said. ' I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long.'

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was George W. Bush with a sledgehammer and a room full of

rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time. 'No, this is no

good. I've got this problem with my shoulder I would be in constant agony

if all I could do was break rocks all day,' commented OJ.

The devil opened a third door.

Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, 'Yeah man, I can handle this.'

The devil smiled and said . . . .

'OK, Monica, you're free to go.'

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RE: OJ Goes to Hell - 12/23/2008 5:32:49 AM

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It would be an honor and a priviledge to serve at the will of the President of the United States of America.
He seriously picked the wrong fat chick.

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RE: OJ Goes to Hell - 12/23/2008 6:09:22 AM

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RE: OJ Goes to Hell - 12/23/2008 8:25:05 AM

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RE: OJ Goes to Hell - 12/23/2008 10:33:33 AM

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