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Public service announcement. Helpful advice for the wo... - 12/23/2008 10:44:18 AM

DarkSteven

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When you're with your man (or woman for those whose inclinations run that way), it will help your relationship if you avoid screaming out my name.

That is all.

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 10:47:00 AM

everhope

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so you don't consider yourself God in the heat of the moment?

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 10:47:04 AM

SteelofUtah

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See and I keep wondering who the hell Bob is, everytime I start to make love to a woman as she reached orgasm she starts screaming out BOB BOB OH BOB.

Who the Fuck is Bob?

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 11:07:48 AM

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I have YET to meet a man named FUCK!!

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 11:51:10 AM

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what if his name is the same as yours?

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 12:06:59 PM

persephonee

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Thats why i call them all Daddy.....but if i have to i could add DaddySteven....

edit to add....LOVE the new pics, darlin.

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 12:09:18 PM

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thats why i don't bitch too much when whasshisname makes me where a gag.

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 12:10:15 PM

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As always, duct tape is the answer

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 12:14:45 PM

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bit rough on the lips though

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 12:16:37 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

bit rough on the lips though

Not to mention making any post-coital kissing a bit of a sticky business......

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 12:17:56 PM

lusciouslips19

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

When you're with your man (or woman for those whose inclinations run that way), it will help your relationship if you avoid screaming out my name.

That is all.

Would that be Asshat?

Seriously, its hard to yell someone's name when you have somethin in your mouth.

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 12:19:03 PM

sirsholly

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quote:

ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

bit rough on the lips though

Not to mention making any post-coital kissing a bit of a sticky business......

easily solved by putting said duct tape over the Doms ears.... then when i...er...the sub calls out the wrong name he will be none the wiser.

Sounds like a plan.

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 12:21:57 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

bit rough on the lips though

But so much more cheaper and convenient than going to a salon for a wax job

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 12:22:34 PM

sirsholly

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good point...

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 1:59:38 PM

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Damn it! Is that what i've been doing wrong all this time?? Thanks for finally giving me a clue!

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 2:04:18 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

When you're with your man (or woman for those whose inclinations run that way), it will help your relationship if you avoid screaming out my name.

That is all.

Would that be Asshat?

Seriously, its hard to yell someone's name when you have somethin in your mouth.

Lushy...
you know my slave name is Asshat....comeon now!

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 3:50:01 PM

GreedyTop

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wait.. you mean all those guys actually had NAMES?

who knew???

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 3:52:26 PM

CalifChick

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Ummm... I say go with "god"... much easier than realizing at the wrong moment that you don't actually know their name.

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 4:12:10 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

When you're with your man (or woman for those whose inclinations run that way), it will help your relationship if you avoid screaming out my name.

That is all.

Whispers to the girlies... He must be physic. definitely physic.

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RE: Public service announcement. Helpful advice for th... - 12/23/2008 4:55:23 PM

mydomsabstrd

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aww come on, but the angry look on their faces is so funny, and the beating afterward is devine lol

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