FangsNfeet
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One day, a pregnant woman carrying triplets went to the bank. Unknown to her, a bank robber was on his way out just as the lady opened the door. The swift movement of the door caused the robber to pull his trigger and discharged three bullets into the ladies stomach. The hospital took very good care of the lady. The Doctors comfirmed that all the children where safe with no complications. However, they also told the lady that they were unable to take out nor find the the three bullets. Later on, the lady gives birth to two girls and a boy and all three kids grow up to be teens.
During the years of early adult hood, one daughter came down stairs crying. "Mom, I'm in pain and I think I might be bleeding." "Go back upstairs dear and do what we talked about." The daughter came back down stairs a few minuets later with "Mom, it wasn't what we thought, instead it was a bullet that poped out of me." Another week passes and the second daughter go to mom complaining of pain and some bleeding. The second daughter comes out of the bathroom with a shiney bullet. Another week goes by and the boy comes running down stairs "Mom, Mom, something horrible and completly weird just happened with me!" "Let me guess, you where peeing and out came a bullet?" The boy replies "No Mom, I was jerking off and I killed our dog."
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Poor doggie... 
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