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The 7 Dwarfs meet the pope - 12/24/2008 11:16:19 PM

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The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the 7 Dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. Grumpy, my son, says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?’

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers,
'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.’ In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around
and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?’ The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, \
No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.’ This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?' The Pope, really confused by the questions says, ‘No, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The 6 other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the
floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as theybegin chanting......

Grumpy screwed a penguin!
Grumpy screwed a penguin!

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RE: The 7 Dwarfs meet the pope - 12/25/2008 6:34:25 AM

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poenkitten being politically incorrect and loving it

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RE: The 7 Dwarfs meet the pope - 12/25/2008 6:56:48 AM

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Yet another great holiday classic! :D

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RE: The 7 Dwarfs meet the pope - 12/25/2008 10:56:38 AM

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RE: The 7 Dwarfs meet the pope - 12/26/2008 4:09:45 AM

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I feel so honored....thanks

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RE: The 7 Dwarfs meet the pope - 12/26/2008 4:19:52 AM

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RE: The 7 Dwarfs meet the pope - 12/26/2008 4:44:53 AM

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