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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 3:14:14 AM

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erm...nooooo...dats not how dat was s'posed to come out....

please tell me shes asleep....

She's asleep , I'm busy trying to flog a dead Moose to a Chinese food outlet at the moment so I won't be waking her .... you're going to have to wait for the reaction (is that more ... or less "awful" ?)

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 3:35:01 AM

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the third party, pirate, is the mystery one. the phantasmagorical majestic one. it's held in moosecrotch, at the little mongolian diner.

c'mere, let me show you the way.....

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 3:39:06 AM

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erm...nooooo...dats not how dat was s'posed to come out....

please tell me shes asleep....

She's asleep , I'm busy trying to flog a dead Moose to a Chinese food outlet at the moment so I won't be waking her .... you're going to have to wait for the reaction (is that more ... or less "awful" ?)

Pirate

Well, gee, that kind of depends on what you mean by flogging a dead moose to a chinese food outlet...is this some sort of European turn of phrase that wins you hearts and minds over there....cuz its making me kind of hawt.
Care to elaborate?

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 3:45:41 AM

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 3:46:01 AM

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i'm scared. what kind of warped, twisted, questionable sanity of mind comes up with this?

Rain? Rain? you need smuggled back to the States? There's something odd in Canada. Or is it just Lumybaby? Was he actually born in Iceland and immigrated? Was it too much moose sex? Does he know Sarah Palin?

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 3:47:02 AM

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Angel...popcorn...for breakfast??? badgirl.

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 3:59:05 AM

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i'm scared. what kind of warped, twisted, questionable sanity of mind comes up with this?

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 4:00:13 AM

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Angel...popcorn...for breakfast??? badgirl.

agreed, Perse. Way to early for popcorn.

Pass the vino.

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 4:23:57 AM

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Madame sci says "get your moose. Come get your moose."

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 4:27:02 AM

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Angel...popcorn...for breakfast??? badgirl.

agreed, Perse. Way to early for popcorn.

Pass the vino.

She must be off somewhere picking kernels out of her teeth....wheres the wine?

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 4:32:56 AM

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She must be off somewhere picking kernels out of her teeth....wheres the wine?

the wine is over in off topic in the "family" thread.

oops... that's wHine, not wine.

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 4:35:07 AM

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isnt it always lol

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 5:12:07 AM

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She must be off somewhere picking kernels out of her teeth....wheres the wine?

the wine is over in off topic in the "family" thread.

oops... that's wHine, not wine.

*SNOOOOORT*

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 5:20:31 AM

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Be loud, be proud, say it clear, holl-parts.... LUMUS.

Well, I am, anyway.

What a talented, genius of a Daddy I have.

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 5:25:14 AM

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lumus

Be loud, be proud, say it clear, holl-parts.... LUMUS.

hell...you know i am the quiet type

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 5:34:42 AM

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hey, dudes, i'll have you know i was watching movies.

holly, did you know there's a movie called angeleyes? a forgetable one with jennifer lopez in it, but still.....

and it's night time over here. if i was eating popcorn, it was the perfect time!

i did forget the vino though, sorry

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 5:39:10 AM

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All this talk of mooses reminded me of this comedy routine. If anyone else remembers this (and who did it), you get a gold star- and a walker for being so old!

I shot a moose, once. I was hunting up-state New York, and I shot a moose, and I strap him on to the fender of my car, and I'm driving home along the west side highway, but what I didn't realize was, that the bullet did not penetrate the moose. It just creased the scalp, knocking him unconscious. And I'm driving through the Holland tunnel - and the moose wakes up. So I'm driving with a live moose on my fender. The moose is signaling for a turn. Y'know, there's a law in New York state against driving with a conscious moose on your fender, tuesday, thursday and saturday. And I'm very panicky, and then it hits me: some friends of mine are having a costume party. I'll go, I'll take the moose, I'll ditch him at the party. It wouldn't be my responsibillity.
So I drive up to the party and I knock on the door. The moose is next to me. My host comes to the door. I say "Hello. You know the Solomons". We enter. The moose mingles. Did very well. Scored. Two guys were trying to sell him insurance for an hour and a half. Twelve o'clock comes - they give out prices for the best costume of the night. First price goes to the Berkowitzes, a married couple dressed as a moose. The moose comes in second. The moose is furious. He and the Berkowitzes lock antlers in the living room. They knock each other unconscious. Now, I figured, is my chance. I grab the moose, strap him onto my fender, and shoot back to the roads, but - I got the Berkowitzes. So I'm driving along with two jewish people on my fender, and there's a law in New York State ... tuesdays, thursdays and especially saturday.
The following morning the Berkowitzes wake up in the woods, in a moose suit. Mr. Berkowitz is shot, stuffed and mounted - at the New York Athletic Club, and the joke is on them, because it's restricted.

Woody Allen. The first time I read this I was in junior high.

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 5:49:18 AM

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hey, dudes, i'll have you know i was watching movies.

holly, did you know there's a movie called angeleyes? a forgetable one with jennifer lopez in it, but still.....

and it's night time over here. if i was eating popcorn, it was the perfect time!

i did forget the vino though, sorry

*scratches her head again over that time change thingie*....this is why i cant date internationally. Its a limitation i have learned to get around.

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 6:09:35 AM

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*scratches her head again over that time change thingie*....this is why i cant date internationally. Its a limitation i have learned to get around.

I used to take care of online a little tpe slave for her Master while he worked, she was in England, ended up also mentoring one in New Zeland. Bear in mind I had no life and could rearrange my time to make sure I talked to both each day.....but my life saver was a little plugin in yahoo messengers call local time, set it to show the real time in the area and boom you knew what time it was anywhere.. It rocked being able to keep up with time zones.

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RE: Previously... - 12/27/2008 6:11:14 AM

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s'alright. my mac widget tells me what time it is over there

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