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Baby Planes - 1/1/2006 11:21:34 AM

LaMalinche

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A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer), told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs, and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" The little boy admitted that she did.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."

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RE: Baby Planes - 1/1/2006 10:48:54 PM

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I liked it.

I normally don't comment on these things even if I print 50 copies, but that one . . . . .

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RE: Baby Planes - 1/1/2006 11:41:14 PM

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"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."

Honest to goodness that's the metaphor my friend's father used for his "birds and bees" speech, but he told his son that like a train, he had to make sure he pulled out of the station on time.

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RE: Baby Planes - 1/8/2006 1:18:34 AM

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While that's a cute joke it really doesn't work that way.

I hope that people don't think coitus interuptus is a good prevention method. While it may be better than finishing inside of someone it isn't as safe as a condom or a spermicidal lubricant.

Oh crap... *Climbs off the soapbox*

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RE: Baby Planes - 1/8/2006 4:19:17 PM

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Humor, all, this is the humor forum.

Suspension of belief.

No one really thinks someone is going to go fishing at an ice rink, do they?

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RE: Baby Planes - 1/8/2006 7:37:49 PM

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No one really thinks someone is going to go fishing at an ice rink, do they?

LaMalinche

Is that why the man in the uniform chased me away...?

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RE: Baby Planes - 1/8/2006 10:23:37 PM

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Humor, all, this is the humor forum.

Suspension of belief.

No one really thinks someone is going to go fishing at an ice rink, do they?

LaMalinche
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.

ah yes, so it does.

but anyway, i've already repaid the rink for the damage done by my munchkin. last i saw she was skating away carefully trying to avoid the thin ice. i think she saw a whole bunch of people that didn't.

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