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MsFlutter -> BUS TRIP TO EGYPT? (12/29/2008 8:09:15 AM)
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I know several of the ladies have received this message. I found it in my bulk mail a third time this morning.
Dear Goddess
i saw your Profile , i would love if you accept my invitation to come to Egypt ,i offer full accommodation,tourist places like pyramids ..etc... if you accept my offer it will be a great honor for me to meet you ..
How about we all respond at the same time with a very enthusiastic 'YES !!' Better yet - shall I organize a group trip?
My proposed response to this brave soul:
"Dear ____:
Thirty Goddesses and their personal attendants are delighted to accept your offer. We are prepared to depart various airports throughout the world at 10 a.m. LGT (Local Goddess Time) on (pick a date convenient to everyone's schedules) enroute to Cairo International Airport (indicator CAI). Please see that first-class round-trip fare is issued for each traveler and that limousines are dispatched to take each Goddess and her personal attendant to the appropriate local airport on that date.
We shall all be descending upon CAI on (agreed-upon date) in 17 different aircraft belonging to nine different airlines (several of the Goddesses thought it would be fun to jet-pool). Please copy our Group Delegate on the memo to CAI Tower ensuring all runways and jet-ramps are available to de-plane the Goddesses/attendants as quickly as possible. Non-essential aircraft can be diverted to Athens. Please have limousines meet each aircraft on the tarmac upon arrival. I'm sure you've already arranged for your staff to be on hand to see sixty sets of luggage through customs and deliver it intact to the hotel.
Each Goddess and her attendant will, of course, be provided with:
* a luxury suite at the Cairo Nile Plaza
* a generous shopping allowance in the local currency
* an interpreter
* daily spa time
* a limousine for use at Her discretion.
Please provide to our Group Delegate copies of all confirmation numbers, boarding passes, and the spa services list for the Cairo Nile Plaza.
We are sure that you have already begun the construction and outfitting of numerous dungeons/playrooms equipped with a complete range of paddles, floggers, single-tails, suspension gear, electrical play components, cages, crosses, spanking benches and massage tables. The Group Delegate will be forwarding a complete equipment list for each Goddess by separate email.
As to the tour of the Pyramids, please ensure that all camels and their handlers have been steam-cleaned prior to the start of the tour.
Additionally, please provide a notarized affidavit affirming proof of your financial committment and that you are indeed prepared to squire thirty Goddesses around Egypt for the duration of their visit.
Sincerely,
The Goddesses of CM/Collarchat
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