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TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH ... - 12/29/2008 10:22:08 AM

beargonewild

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(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you
enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. .

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple
a day..."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,"
is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE
PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct tape

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RE: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEA... - 12/29/2008 10:26:59 AM

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If you ask about dental coverage you are handed a mirror and a pair of pliers.

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RE: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEA... - 12/29/2008 11:08:31 AM

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Excellent.

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RE: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEA... - 12/29/2008 11:37:28 AM

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RE: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEA... - 12/29/2008 4:15:19 PM

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hey! who's been talking to my boss?

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RE: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEA... - 12/29/2008 5:20:25 PM

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The pain treatment before any invasive procedure involves a jug of moonshine and a leather strap to bite.

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RE: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEA... - 12/29/2008 6:07:18 PM

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Leather strap?!? Mine uses a stick.

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RE: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEA... - 12/29/2008 7:39:56 PM

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OMG!!!!!!! Bear, that's just too damn funny!

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RE: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEA... - 12/29/2008 8:37:34 PM

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Y'all get moonshine? All we get is furniture polish...or something that tastes like it.

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RE: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEA... - 12/29/2008 8:58:46 PM

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RE: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEA... - 12/29/2008 9:38:42 PM

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lmao now thats funny.
furniture polish?......we got some mouthwash and was told to spit it back in the bottle when we were done.

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RE: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEA... - 12/30/2008 12:53:29 AM

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All the front office staff are inmates from the local penn.

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RE: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEA... - 12/30/2008 11:39:57 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

All the front office staff are inmates from the local penn.

I s'pose that's better than your proctologist...

I hope I didn't go too far with that one...

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RE: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEA... - 12/30/2008 7:23:47 PM

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was this copy/pasted from the medicare site ?

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RE: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEA... - 12/30/2008 7:30:54 PM

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Okay now THAT was funny.

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RE: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR EMPLOYER CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEA... - 12/31/2008 1:04:34 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval
The pain treatment before any invasive procedure involves a jug of moonshine and a leather strap to bite.

M

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