RE: Alright, More funny profile claims that cannot be true.....

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Alright, More funny profile claims that cannot be true.....

The very pale blonde/blue eyed woman claiming to be native american.

14% (9)

The person that claims to live in your state but is 1000+ miles away

15% (10)

The one will come immediately, they buy the ticket with your money....

19% (12)

The one from your town, but does not know where walmart is

11% (7)

the one from your town, but does not know where the hospital is

9% (6)

the one from texas claiming dallas is the capital.

3% (2)

the one from new york claiming new york city is the capital

1% (1)

The one that supports the Cincinatti reds football team

1% (1)

The one that supports the San Francisco Raiders

4% (3)

The one that starts with 'am' in every sentence

19% (12)

Total Votes : 63

(last vote on : 2/1/2009 10:54:20 AM)
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tsatske -> RE: Alright, More funny profile claims that cannot be true..... (1/4/2009 2:40:42 AM)
quote: The ones that claim to be an expert at everything, a MENSA founder, financially independent, never been married, no children, well-endowed and straight. Well, I would HOPE He is strait. My first DH devoloped a nasty curve, and, I must tell you, that is a bit of an impediment. RS, We are always favorably impressed when someone writes us claiming to be from Guyana. It's the ones claiming to be from some little town smack dab in the middle of NYC that get to us. (when googled, small town sits halfway between Bronx and Queens. So, when we comment, 'So, you are very near Queens?' we get, 'What is a Queens?'.) I'm also fond of all the Native Americans who write me, who, when I ask, 'What Nation', reply, 'Nation is United States, as states on profile.' uhm - hmm. If they tell us they are from Guyana, they get points for honesty. srrsly.

SilverMark -> RE: Alright, More funny profile claims that cannot be true..... (1/4/2009 3:16:20 AM)
You mean to tell me that people lie on their profiles here?......That 19 year old from Accra isn't really wanting to move here? That Ex Financial Minister that E-mailed me wanting to deposit all that money in my account, he's for real though....right?....

tsatske -> RE: Alright, More funny profile claims that cannot be true..... (1/6/2009 3:05:46 AM)
Sorry, SM, you got that backwards. While the ex-financial minister is not, the young lady from Accra really DOES want to move here. (though she may or may not be a - uhm, well - she.) Anyway, if you can't green card her, just send cash. it's all good.

sunshinemiss -> RE: Alright, More funny profile claims that cannot be true..... (1/6/2009 7:30:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WetBetty I don't think anyone lies about having red pubic hair. thank you Betty. I needed a morning laugh. clever girl.

SirJohnMandevill -> RE: Alright, More funny profile claims that cannot be true..... (1/6/2009 5:48:20 PM)
>the one from new york claiming new york city is the capital Obviously true. Anyone who questions this must know few New Yorkers....[:D] All seriousness aside, the best retort to a New Yorker I ever got off was to a buddy at my first job. He'd grown up in NYC, and was fond of asking people rhetorically, "What other city is so nice they named it twice?", i.e., New York, New York. The first time he said that to me, I looked him straight in the eye and said, "Walla Walla," and walked away....[:D] [sm=abducted.gif]Les (Purveyor of Fine, Handcrafted Kink)

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