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Elderly Sex - 12/30/2008 2:53:33 PM

FourQ

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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if it hadn't been for that damned Ice Cream Van".

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RE: Elderly Sex - 12/30/2008 3:36:12 PM

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RE: Elderly Sex - 12/30/2008 8:39:36 PM

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Signs of an elderly BDSMer:

1) Large print edition of Midori

2) St. Andrew's cross is unlocked by using The Clapper

3) Removing teeth so ball gag fits

4) Fur-lined cuffs on the walker.

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RE: Elderly Sex - 12/31/2008 4:19:06 PM

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Ben-Gay and Icey Hot in the toy bag for after play. [and sometimes before so you can move]

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RE: Elderly Sex - 12/31/2008 4:28:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: montrose99

3) Removing teeth so ball gag fits

Egads... I must be getting old....

(For those of you who balk at women who have dentures I have only Two Words : Gummer Hummer.)

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