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jlf1961 -> Sage advice from life's veterans. (12/31/2008 1:57:51 PM)
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With the passing of the old year, and the beginning of the new one (how do we really know we are not getting a used year?) it dawns on my that some of us who have been around the block a few times, rode hard and put up wet, kicked while were down, or like holly, fell trying to get up from being down (holly the only person I know that can actually kick herself while she is down, nothing else can account for all the klutziness.)
I feel that it is our obligation to the younger members of our quaint little community to pass on good, honest advice.
So, I shall endeavor to start.
1) Never ask a nun what she is wearing under her habit, they are supposed to be nice but they will slap both eyes to one socket.
2) If the warning label reads "dont use near open flame" dont light a cigarette, you may lose an eyebrow.
3) Never make gun cotton in ANY academic chem lab, the profs get upset when it blows up.
4) If the woman you just had sex with asks, "How was it?" never answer with "I've had better."
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