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FourQ -> Groans (1/1/2009 3:46:10 AM)
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On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
If a fireman's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?
What do you call a woman with one leg?
- Ilene
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
- Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
- Bob
What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
What do you call an anorexic with thrush?
A quarter pounder with cheese!
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
Here I sit in misty vapour
In a shithouse with no paper
I have no time to sit and linger
Watch out arsehole here comes finger.
What is the difference between a sin and shame?
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!
Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a woman's legs ???......
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face
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