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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 8:11:22 AM

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where i put my slave male or female when i am bussy ?

some place where you found her

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 8:27:49 AM

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This is a difficult question to answer. Even deflating them completely, they never fit back in the box the same way and look as good as when you pulled that box down with those gaping open red lips from the shelf at the adult store. Why not try one of those skirt hangers with the clips attached to the ears and hang it in the closet; also good for drying out after cleaning.

Hey guys you mean to tell me that I can go and but a blow up slave girl from an adult shiop?? Gees,what will threy think of next? Wish I had known before Christmass I could have sent them with the blow up sheep to my Kiwi mates...

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 9:44:19 AM

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if someone even has to ask this question they have no right to even own a slave. I shudder at the thought. They in fact have no right to even call themselves a "Master".

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 12:20:50 PM

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A space saver bag.. then you can squeeze all the air out.

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 12:42:26 PM

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If you did that to me w hen I got out first chance I got I'd be warming my ice cold feet on some part of your exposed body

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 1:00:06 PM

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Here I figure you'd put them up on a pedestal? After all...we are vewy speecial.

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 1:12:20 PM

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Hey guys you mean to tell me that I can go and but a blow up slave girl from an adult shiop?? Gees,what will threy think of next? Wish I had known before Christmass I could have sent them with the blow up sheep to my Kiwi mates...

Well - dah! Silly Aussies don't know anything!!!!!! And the Kiwis wouldn't have know what to do with one.

As for the OP - time for the washing machine. Got to wash your slave once in a while or they get stinky. Just remember to hang them to dry. They shrink in the dryer.

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 2:00:17 PM

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where i put my slave male or female when i am bussy ?

In the same place where you left the "DO" of that sentence... oh and give the slave that extra "s".... Slaves need SOMETHING to wrap their minds around.

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 2:03:03 PM

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Well I put mine away in a good place and then forgot where.......silly me!

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 2:06:36 PM

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If you really look like that, SEEDELKOL, you can put me anywhere you want.

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 2:09:33 PM

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Usually, the slave carrying case is sold separately...you should have gotten the bundle pack instead.

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 2:20:05 PM

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A space saver bag.. then you can squeeze all the air out.

Ooooooo breath play!

I vote for a treehouse cuz no one else said that.

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 2:41:57 PM

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LMAO!! I needed this laugh!!!

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 2:45:44 PM

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Why not try one of those skirt hangers with the clips attached to the ears and hang it in the closet;

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 3:18:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

This is a difficult question to answer. Even deflating them completely, they never fit back in the box the same way and look as good as when you pulled that box down with those gaping open red lips from the shelf at the adult store. Why not try one of those skirt hangers with the clips attached to the ears and hang it in the closet; also good for drying out after cleaning.

Hey guys you mean to tell me that I can go and but a blow up slave girl from an adult shiop?? Gees,what will threy think of next? Wish I had known before Christmass I could have sent them with the blow up sheep to my Kiwi mates...

Actually, since our Kiwi blocks started crossing the ditch in big numbers in these past few years, our sheep population has declined dramatically along with the country’s IQ. But hey look at the bright side, your country’s IQ increased by almost 100% since.

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 4:05:20 PM

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 4:20:18 PM

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Looks at map.....Hmmmmmmm

- sail to small deserted island
- start at sand beach and go 40 paces due east
- follow partially hidden path and follow until reaching quicksand
- turn left and walk 68 paces NE
- at waterfall, dive in pool and swim 20 yards to ledge
- locate cave and enter
- crawl for 1/2 mile make sure to follow right fork
- climb ledge and walk 10 paces north
- dig at the spot marked with X for 10 feet
- open discovered chest and take solid gold key and teleport to Shangrila
- summon Yeti to guide you to lost city of El Dorado
- seek the third Mayan temple to the SE and inside is the treasure.

ps - if you find any lost sheep, please air lift them back home. Their owners are anxious for their return.

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 4:26:25 PM

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hey, op, i buried your slaves in my yard ...oops, i've should have told you this earlier - they only have 10mins of air left

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 5:06:40 PM

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Isn't there a special hook somewhere?

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RE: where i put my slave? - 1/1/2009 5:24:12 PM

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what, no adult daycare suggestions? or even subbie school?

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