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FourQ -> Twins (1/2/2009 5:34:42 AM)
My wife who is blonde came running up to me in the driveway the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about." She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to Have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Asda and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"

starshineowned -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 5:44:54 AM)
Greetings.. Lol..It's posts like these that make the morning perusal of Cm so worth it. Thanks for the laughs Sir. starshine

FourQ -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 6:18:10 AM)
You're welcome. All of the text based jokes in my folder are now either uploaded or already posted. I may start uploading some pictures but it's a bit laborious. We'll see.

GreedyTop -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 6:56:39 AM)
Not allowed to post pics in the forums, 4 :( But feel free to cmail them to me! LOL

FourQ -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 8:16:43 AM)
Thanks GT. I was thinking about either my host server or to Imageshack and posting a link though [;)]

GreedyTop -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 8:36:40 AM)
you could send them to me anyway, yanno....

MadAxeman -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 9:16:03 AM)
Slut. That's not all she wants.

GreedyTop -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 9:23:23 AM)
puddles you know me so well...

sirsholly -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 10:18:54 AM)
[:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]

FourQ -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 3:23:51 PM)
I'll PM you with an account for my server. You can download whatever you want from there. I'll try to get it done tonight

GreedyTop -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 3:24:40 PM)
sweet :)

FourQ -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 3:51:56 PM)
Account set up. Just need to copy the files from the TeraStation to the server. There's over a Gig of amusing stuff. I'll PM you with the details.

GreedyTop -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 3:54:12 PM)
works for me :)

FourQ -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 4:06:56 PM)
PM sent. Any problems, gimme a shout.

GreedyTop -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 4:12:44 PM)
will do :)

Carnae7 -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 6:39:26 PM)
Tooo funny!!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Twins (1/2/2009 6:41:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ My wife who is blonde came running up to me in the driveway the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about." She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to Have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Asda and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!" I don't get it....the man is (seemingly) perplexed at the whole twin pack thing....(is he not aware that the twin pack costs the same as the single?). Bud...this is a twofer!

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