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FourQ -> Women Golfer (1/2/2009 5:58:25 AM)
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball
into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it
and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this
trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a
condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your
husband will get times ten."
The woman said, "That's okay." and for her first wish,
she wanted to be the most beautiful woman
in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this
wish will also make your husband the most handsome man
in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to"
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the
most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for
me."
So, KAZAM! she's the most beautiful woman in the
world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the
richest man in the world and he will be ten times
richer than you.
"The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is
his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM! she's the richest woman in the world.
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with
them.
ATTENTIONAL FEMALE READERS: This is the end of the
joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
MALE READERS: Please continue.
The man had a heart attack ten times
milder than his wife.
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think
they're really smart. Let them continue to think that
way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it
only goes to show that you women never listen!
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