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FourQ -> Fahrenheit Temperature Scale (1/2/2009 2:49:46 PM)
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The Fahrenheit Temperature Scale
50 Degrees Southerners turn on their heating….People in Newcastle plant their gardens.
40 Degrees Southerners shiver uncontrollably…People in Newcastle sunbathe.
35 Degrees Southern cars wont start…People in Newcastle drive with windows down.
20 Degrees Southerners wear coats, gloves & wool hats…People in Newcastle throw a tee-shirt on (girls wear mini skirt)
15 Degrees Southerners people evacuate…People in Newcastle go swimming in the north sea.
0 Degrees Southern landlords, turn up the heating…People in Newcastle have their last BBQ before it gets cold.
- 10 Degrees Southerners cease to exist…People in Newcastle throw on a lightweight jacket.
- 50 Degrees Polar bears wonder if it is worth it…Boy scouts in Newcastle start wearing long trousers.
- 100 Degrees Santa Claus abandons the north-pole…People in Newcastle put on their long johns.
- 173 Degrees Alcohol freezes…People in Newcastle become frustrated because the pubs are shut.
- 297 Degrees Microbial life starts to disappear…The cows on Newcastle Town Moor complain of vets with cold hands.
- 460 Degrees All atomic motion stops…People in Newcastle start to stamp their feet & blow their hands.
- 500 Degrees Hell freezes over…Sunderland qualify for Europe.
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