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LookieNoNookie -> I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/3/2009 5:14:40 PM)


Can someone please explain to me how Oprah can look so STUNNINGLY horrifying without makeup....but so totally fuckable with?



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/3/2009 5:16:19 PM)

It's the WONDERFUL Beautians that do her hair and make up... ::cough cough::  Some of us are like that!!  HEHEHE



SlvrFox -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/3/2009 5:17:16 PM)

That is the magic of makeup...............there are many women who are stunningly beautiful with the makeup on but once it comes off they look like us ordinary people [:)]



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/3/2009 5:18:26 PM)

Or worse.... Like me... ::Hides from Pure::  [sm=couch.gif]



purepleasure -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/3/2009 5:27:04 PM)

*chases Fannie behind the sofa and tattoos makeup on her, making her beautiful forever and ever and ever.  The boob lift in 15 years is up to you*



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/3/2009 5:31:09 PM)

15?!?!? How about now?!?!?  I could use one! lol



DDraigeuraid -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/3/2009 7:28:19 PM)

Reminds me of an OLD joke.  What did they find when they finally scraped all the makeup off Tammy Fae Baker in prison??  Jimmy Hoffa

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GimpinDenial -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/3/2009 9:31:12 PM)

Oy......
<rolls eyes>



RainydayNE -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/3/2009 9:35:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


Can someone please explain to me how Oprah can look so STUNNINGLY horrifying without makeup....but so totally fuckable with?



that's the power of makeup, i guess?



PanthersMom -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/3/2009 9:35:42 PM)

so that's what happened!  lol! thank goodness i wasn't drinking when i read that.
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FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/4/2009 1:50:38 AM)

I think horrifying is a little harsh, though, I agree, that pretty she isn't without major makeup... You know what though, beauty is entirely worthless in the absence of other good qualities, in my opinion (and no, I'm not saying this because I'm ugly). M



ResidentSadist -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/4/2009 2:13:15 AM)

Make up is an art form.  A good make up artist could even make me look fuckable. 



Vendaval -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/4/2009 2:17:48 AM)

And don't forget the lighting inside a controlled environment like a television studio.



ResidentSadist -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/4/2009 2:30:43 AM)

Good point, lighting is another art form.



sirsholly -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/4/2009 3:40:37 AM)

i have scared the hell out of myself by looking at my "morning face" in the mirror, so i can't comment on anyone else



simpleplan2 -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/4/2009 3:48:28 AM)

Simple.  Most people's skin isn't even color toned so foundation takes care of that.  Most people don't have long, thick lashes...mascara.  Most people don't have moist red lips...lipstick.  Most people don't have naturally rosy cheeks...blush.  Need I go on?

Everyone (well, just about) is fuckable with a bag over his or her head [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m9.gif[/image]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/4/2009 8:43:21 AM)

They all look alike in the dark! 

Of course, I generally leave the lights ON... [8|]



beargonewild -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/4/2009 8:52:29 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Make up is an art form.  A good make up artist could even make me look fuckable. 


Makeup on me would be too damn scary!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/4/2009 11:54:19 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Make up is an art form.  A good make up artist could even make me look fuckable. 


Makeup on me would be too damn scary!




Do not tempt me.  Just DON'T~ [8D]



LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: I just have one very simple question for 2009.... (1/4/2009 1:00:22 PM)

Yanno, LadyH, Florida.  Feb 5-8.  Just sayin.



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