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Did you know... - 1/5/2009 7:51:21 AM   
FourQ


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Proof That The World is Nuts!!!


In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.


(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

(Is that a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam!)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of . ?)

(Did the government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

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RE: Did you know... - 1/5/2009 7:55:38 AM   
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I'm still laffing.

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RE: Did you know... - 1/5/2009 8:00:06 AM   
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Just as long as you're not breathing through your butt
Can you imagine the breath in the morning?


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RE: Did you know... - 1/5/2009 8:02:52 AM   
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  AWESOME!!!!!!!

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RE: Did you know... - 1/5/2009 10:23:17 AM   
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Even the comments fit...Thank you for the laugh.

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RE: Did you know... - 1/5/2009 10:26:51 AM   
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i'm moving to guam.

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RE: Did you know... - 1/5/2009 2:00:47 PM   
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

Most Primates have sex for pleasure from Gorillas on down to Caupuchin and Spider Monkeys. The alpha male will also kill the offspring (infanticide) of the male he replaced, rape is not unknown among Primates, homosexuality and lesbianism are common place and masturbation a common practice.

SOME Humans, dolphins and members of the Ovis classification ( sheep, goats) will willingly cross species to mate..
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Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Not really. They breath through their noses just like we do, down through the throat and into the conical lungs and back out. Some do have a water filled sac-like cloacal ( latin for sewer) system that is THOUGHT to have some function in breathing, but that is more on the line of countering buoyancy in diving, not breathing.

But over all Funny as all heck

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RE: Did you know... - 1/5/2009 2:12:41 PM   
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HOW do you know this stuff? lol
You two either have way too much time on your hands, or have a hell of a lot better education than I've had.


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RE: Did you know... - 1/5/2009 2:33:05 PM   
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LOL...well I can't say I have had a better education but in my misspent youth I wanted to be a veterinarian and had actually earned a scholarship to Cornell  pre-vet. I didn't go, but I have had a lifelong love of animals and read just about any and everything I can get my hands on. Did summer jobs at the Bronx Zoo, the ASPCA and the Animal Research Station at Durham NC which is what earned me the scholarship. My H.S. science fair project was the effects of blindness on the sensory capabilities and problem solving abilities of mice. I also watch a lot of Animal Planet and Discovery, and give GREAT Research.

BP's interests lie eleswhere and he can research a stock like no one else I know outside of a professional and solve data capture problems on gas monitoring systems like nobodies business.  He is also a hell of a "who needs plans, I have it all in my minds eye" carpenter and the items he builds would stand up under a 2 year old chimp ( strong little critters).

As for the Ovis (sheep and goat) that I have seen with my own eyes. A Minister and his wife I knew hailed from South Africa and owned a small farm in TN. I was out helping them innoculate/treat their cattle against pink eye. After a long hard and hot run we were relaxing on her porch when she went to get some lemonade for us and came back out bearing a tray of glasses and the drink, turned to put it on the table and bent over. Apparently she was experiencing her menses..and their goat ( male) got wind of it...it took 4 of us to wrestle him off of her as he was bound and determined to be the answer to her "need". They sold him 2 days later.

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RE: Did you know... - 1/5/2009 2:38:50 PM   
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lol.  Can't blame them.

That's some experience with animals.  I'm impressed.  Very impressed.


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RE: Did you know... - 1/5/2009 2:43:31 PM   
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LOL...I have an excellent appreciation for their adaptability for living in the world we have created around them and for their various ways of telling us to F**k off..(tell me they can't consent or withdraw it, just ask anyone owned by a cat) their not in the mood. All that won't keep a grumpy Pit Bull off me like a cattle prod and my Komodo will. <GRINS>

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RE: Did you know... - 1/5/2009 2:46:06 PM   
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I don't have pets.  The Um's too young for the pets I'd want, and I'm acutely allergic to cats.  Something about them stopping me breathing keeps me from having them.

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RE: Did you know... - 1/5/2009 5:14:58 PM   
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Why sell the goat?  No room to dig a fire pit and set up a spit?

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RE: Did you know... - 1/5/2009 5:34:52 PM   
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Goat meat sucks.

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RE: Did you know... - 1/5/2009 6:44:52 PM   
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You have to tenderize and mariande it to make it edible.

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RE: Did you know... - 1/5/2009 7:49:59 PM   
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Whoa...
Those are interesting facts...lol..
Our world is full of surprises..


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RE: Did you know... - 1/6/2009 2:19:21 AM   
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Also its illegal to die in the House of Parliment, I still don't understand it.

Oh look George is dead!
Arrest him!

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RE: Did you know... - 1/6/2009 2:28:45 AM   
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I'm taking my someday to be ex and his girlfriend to Hong Kong. 

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