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FourQ -> Asylum (1/5/2009 8:24:45 AM)

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the Director, "a normal person would pull the plug. "Do you want a room with or without a view?





BlackPhx -> RE: Asylum (1/5/2009 2:44:55 PM)

hehehe I know far too many who would fail that test....[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

poenkitten




FourQ -> RE: Asylum (1/5/2009 2:47:50 PM)

Back when I used to drink I'd test my mates.  They hated me for things like that, but would always test their colleagues the following day.




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Asylum (1/5/2009 8:32:37 PM)

I failed!  LMAO!




AvaUK -> RE: Asylum (1/6/2009 2:15:05 AM)

I have to admit I enjoy your view on things fourQ!




FourQ -> RE: Asylum (1/6/2009 8:38:29 AM)

Cheers.  Always nice to see people accepting my twisted ways.




sirsholly -> RE: Asylum (1/10/2009 12:08:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

I failed!  LMAO!

me too...wanna share a room Fannie?




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Asylum (1/10/2009 5:08:33 PM)

HAHA!  Sure Holly.  As long as it's padded.  You're clumsy, and I'm klutzy.... We need the padding!  lmao




rubberpet -> RE: Asylum (1/11/2009 2:35:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

HAHA!  Sure Holly.  As long as it's padded.  You're clumsy, and I'm klutzy.... We need the padding!  lmao


I'll bring the rubber straitjackets!  [:D]
 
Fannie, you might need the padding because you're klutzy, but I sure do like the padding you got! [:)]




Celene -> RE: Asylum (1/11/2009 4:23:44 AM)

Good one. Appears I'm not normal.... but I am here so that's not a leap, is it? But for once I was coloring within the lines (choosing from the list of options) and look where it gets me. I'd like a lovely view, thank you.




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