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FourQ -> Why work? (1/5/2009 8:41:29 AM)
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle. IN PRISON: You get three meals a day. AT WORK: You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON: The guards locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON: You get your own toilet. AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat. IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family. IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK: They are called managers.

marie2 -> RE: Why work? (1/5/2009 8:45:34 AM)
Yeah, and getting fucked up the ass by "Bubba" is the icing on the cake.

FourQ -> RE: Why work? (1/5/2009 8:47:00 AM)
THAT's why I want to work! I knew there was a reason.

marie2 -> RE: Why work? (1/5/2009 11:45:10 AM)
Hahahaha...

BlackPhx -> RE: Why work? (1/5/2009 1:31:41 PM)
Not in the Women's Prison...and you don't have to come home and clean, cook and check homework at night. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] poenkitten

FourQ -> RE: Why work? (1/5/2009 2:09:09 PM)
That's a point. Dunno about States-side but over here we're segregated though. [:(]

BlackPhx -> RE: Why work? (1/5/2009 2:34:52 PM)
Yep , here too.... poenkitten

subtlebutterfly -> RE: Why work? (1/5/2009 2:57:23 PM)
THERE is the reason for why I'm a lesbian..I knew it'd pay off some day!

FourQ -> RE: Why work? (1/5/2009 3:10:33 PM)
All you have to do now is break the law and you'll be dominated for the rest of your days!

marie2 -> RE: Why work? (1/5/2009 3:34:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlackPhx Not in the Women's Prison...and you don't have to come home and clean, cook and check homework at night. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] poenkitten LOL. No, you don't have to worry about Bubba there, you just have to worry about that nasty bitch and her skanky friends who are about to gang-fuck you with broomsticks and mop handles, if you don't give them your cigarettes.

master4bornslv -> RE: Why work? (1/5/2009 5:34:57 PM)
On the other hand if you are dominant enough you get to BE a Bubba, but I like my freedom to go out to other places too much.

sirsholly -> RE: Why work? (1/10/2009 12:19:20 PM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

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