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Still looking - 1/5/2009 9:01:25 AM

FourQ

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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and we moved in together. She was so ambitious that she left me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser and I'm looking for a nice sub.

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RE: Still looking - 1/5/2009 10:20:08 AM

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funny, as i now have to wipe off my laptop....

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RE: Still looking - 1/5/2009 10:23:31 AM

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Finding a nice sub means that you will have all your past girls revisit at different times... in different intensities... but at least you are good at dealing with each already!

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RE: Still looking - 1/5/2009 10:54:56 AM

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Don't get me wrong, I've had subs in the past. It's just that I've decided I no longer want a completely nilla relationship
The first post is meant to be, if not a joke, at least comical by the way. It also mirrors the horror story I call a historic love life. Oh well.

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RE: Still looking - 1/5/2009 1:38:11 PM

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