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Drive through ATMs - 1/5/2009 9:17:44 AM   
FourQ


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Our bank has just commenced the roll out of a drive through ATM in the same way MuckDonalds, Burger King and KFC have drive through services......
 
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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
 
 
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.


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RE: Drive through ATMs - 1/5/2009 6:00:03 PM   
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OH MY GOD, It's like you followed my Mom to the Bank.

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RE: Drive through ATMs - 1/5/2009 6:14:09 PM   
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My Um's mother was exactly like that.
Yes, she was blonde.  She'd get "top of the stairs syndrome" constantly and predominantly kept fit by going somewhere, coming back to ask me something and heading back again.


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RE: Drive through ATMs - 1/5/2009 11:31:17 PM   
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Out here the drive up bank machines have braille print on them. I am NOT making this up..

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