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little girl in a pet shop... - 1/5/2009 9:57:22 AM

WhisperedSins

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"A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”

As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?”

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, “I don’t think my python weally gives a thit.”"

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RE: little girl in a pet shop... - 1/5/2009 10:12:48 AM

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lol.
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RE: little girl in a pet shop... - 1/5/2009 2:07:33 PM

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RE: little girl in a pet shop... - 1/5/2009 8:30:15 PM

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LMAO!! I love it!!! That's going to be what our little girl will be like When Sweets and I have kids... I'm sure of it! lmao

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RE: little girl in a pet shop... - 1/6/2009 2:16:38 AM

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I could slightly imagine my little sister saying something like that when she was younger. But we settled for rats for our snakes.

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