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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/5/2009 8:38:29 PM   
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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/5/2009 9:01:36 PM   
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What is all this love crap?  If he's a man of a certain awareness, maturity, and realism, he'll be ok with it.  To quote that well known mystic, enigmatic holy person, Tina Turner, What's love got to do with it?



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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/5/2009 9:39:01 PM   
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Heh... it's ok mist... I puked all over C's truck. I 'tried' to make it out the window, but it was more of a 'Blarrrrghfarglefargleralf' in the door pocket and all along the outside of the truck. 

He called me barfy for a month, but didn't seem to bothered... heh.



LOL, at least you didn't barf all over his junk, like I did...although I think cock cleans better than leather.  I think he'd have been more angry with me for barfing in his Jeep.  Phew....now that I think back, I don't feel so bad after all...

Thank you, Mist and Lynxx, for putting MY shame into perspective.

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/5/2009 9:45:16 PM   
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Hey misst, shit happens.


mist, can I come hang with you for awhile? Your come backs are killin me tonight!


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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/5/2009 9:50:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		Y'know at first glance I read the thread title as "Upset tummy ends in mummification!!" I was really confused for a moment, so of course being the sane and right thinking fellow I am I clicked the link immediately!

Really though, farting in bed or being sick on the toilet are nothing. How about having a really bad gas attack while he's right there behind ya, having his way with you and then just BAM!!!

That's mortification baby. And ye gods, watching the portal open wide and finding ones self in the middle of chemical warfare. Whoof!

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/5/2009 10:05:07 PM   
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At least it wasn't ON Him... or His carpet.... or in His bed.  Just think, it coulda been worse.  At least you made it to the baffroom! 


many years ago, when cub and i were first together, he indulged in one of his favorite fast food meals.  later that evening, we're in bed about to fall asleep when i hear him say he doesn't feel so good.  i sit up, turn on the light and turn to him in time to watch him toss his cookies all over the bed and both of us.  he was absolutely green so i didn't make much of a fuss, sent him off to the shower and even cleaned up the mess by the time he was finished.  fresh sheets, both of us showered and him armed with the wastebasket just in case, we finally fell asleep.  to this day i tease him about how it had to be love, why else would i keep him after sharing that little adventure?  we don't call the place "toxic hell" for nothing!
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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/5/2009 10:20:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		I know how you feel.  I've been embarrassed about that sort of thing, too.  When I was a bit overmedicated on the thyroid hormones I was taking a while back, my gut kicked into high gear, leading to much...um...bloating and, well...trips to the bathroom at Sir's place when I stayed overnight with Him, usually in the middle of the night when all was VERY quiet  
 
There was also the time when I was driving my youngest UM to an appointment when I suddenly (and I mean suddenly) "had" to go.  I was sitting in rush hour traffic, terrified the unthinkable was about to happen right there in front of her.  Thankfully I found a Whataburger, barrelled into the parking lot, no doubt scaring a few people in the process,  parked and made a mad dash for the bathroom dragging my UM along.  The bathroom in this place didn't have stalls, just a big room with the toilet and sink, so I had no privacy as I sat there doubled over with my arms wrapped around my gut, which felt like it was being twisted inside out, while the UM stood there gawking  
 
As everyone else has already said, it's times like these that you learn how someone "really" is and it seems as though He isn't put off by what happened, so don't fret too much about it

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 12:05:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		Moments like that are the reason I keep a couple of plastic grocery bags in the back seat area.  Sucks to be the designated driver sometimes, especially when 3 people are getting sick at once and scream, "Pull over!" and starting vomitting in a deserted lot and the gutter.  You should have seen the looks from other students walking home that night...  


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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz
Heh... it's ok mist... I puked all over C's truck. I 'tried' to make it out the window, but it was more of a 'Blarrrrghfarglefargleralf' in the door pocket and all along the outside of the truck. 


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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 1:44:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		The 'first fart' is always a kind of litmus test. How will it 'go down' how can I get away with it? Most adults have been there and are sanguine, if not welcoming. For some it's just the opening salvo in a previously unmentioned hobby.
Tip toeing around it and even leaving the building to crack the merest childlike squeak just leaves you open to a grand debut performance when it is finally revealed that you function as all other people.
As ever, MissT avoids the shades of grey and makes her statement in full sound, colour and ahem motion.
At least at your next meeting you can rip as if at home, punch the air and do your victory dance.
Wait until he is well positioned to appreciate your efforts.


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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 2:52:05 AM   
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had to go get me a huge Tupperware from the kitchen hold it for me while I peed and then go get me toilet paper to wipe, then go dump and wash the Tupperware.

Personally.....i would have thrown it away


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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 3:54:21 AM   
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had to go get me a huge Tupperware from the kitchen hold it for me while I peed and then go get me toilet paper to wipe, then go dump and wash the Tupperware.

Personally.....i would have thrown it away



Um....thank you.

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 7:18:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		Actually, when I lived on a boat, I kept a Tupperware under the berth so I wouldn't have to take care of business top side when it was cold.  It was one of those tall ones with a lid, people often use for cereal.  Well, just so there would be no mistake, I wrote in big letters "NOT FOR FOOD"  and on the other side "THE INFAMOUS TUPPERWARE".  I'm blind as a bat without my glasses, so I gotta tell you, I love me some sharpies!




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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 7:22:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ahh Tupperware.....not just for food!
Mortification is walking through the mall and discretely go to pass gas and find out you get more than expected.....


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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 7:24:06 AM   
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had to go get me a huge Tupperware from the kitchen hold it for me while I peed and then go get me toilet paper to wipe, then go dump and wash the Tupperware.

Personally.....i would have thrown it away



Hell yes. Gross. 

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 7:30:22 AM   
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How about having a really bad gas attack while he's right there behind ya, having his way with you and then just BAM!!!

That's mortification baby. And ye gods, watching the portal open wide and finding ones self in the middle of chemical warfare. Whoof!


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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 9:22:22 AM   
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had to go get me a huge Tupperware from the kitchen hold it for me while I peed and then go get me toilet paper to wipe, then go dump and wash the Tupperware.

Personally.....i would have thrown it away



Hell yes. Gross. 


Or at least kept it as like a "barf bucket" for my UM who gets sick frequently.  there is always a margerine bowl with a smal garbage bag in it beside his bed.


When I was pregnant, I was still with my ex.  Well, I was about 5 months along, and we were laying together at my dad's on the couch.  He had his head on my very squishy hip.  Well, I had to cough.  and Anyone that has ever been preggo before knows that you just CAN'T control someof your functions.  Well, I coughed out both ends.  He was so mortified or at least he THOUGHT he was.  Then, he got a whiff!  The look on his face was GREAT!!!!  That was the first time I ever did that in front of him, let alone ON him.  I'd do it right now again if he were here! HAHA!

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 9:28:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		One of my favorite Kink.com blooper reel bits is one where a gal is in a submissive kneeling position, arms on the floor, ass up. Of course, as she later says, being in THAT position gets alot of air into ya.....there's this hilarious long fart where you can even see her butt shaking a bit - so funny! Made me feel ALOT better about the few times I've farted or burped during a scene.....

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 10:06:43 AM   
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True story.


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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 10:55:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		I have never ever understood how people do not realisticaly deal with bodily functions in relationships, and esp. in the lifestyle.

Everybody farts, and Everybody poops. ( those happen to be childrens book titles BTW )

My poor girl first came to me in the middle of me having an awful and horrific intestinal flu. I spent most of my time in the loo. I was deathly sick.

Then she got deathly sick from being around me.

We spent a week of flu induced ickieness.

We were just so happy to be together that the illness did not bother us or distract from us being together.

If you can not beltch, fart, pee, poo and uke if need be infront of your partner I think there are issues, or you are not being fully human in front of each other.

My girl still gets embarassed with her bodily functions.. but I help her through them.

Any one who wouldnt call you back after needing to use the bathroom, or even fartting has got to have some serious hang ups.

I am sure you and your Sir will be fine. Just talk to him about your shyness.

Any time you spend a good amount of time together bodily functions are bound to happen. *smiles*

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 11:01:55 AM   
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Everybody farts, and Everybody poops. ( those happen to be childrens book titles BTW )


 Guess I'm a virgin in that respect too...................

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