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colouredin -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/6/2009 7:20:18 AM)

would people be so freaked out if it was a youtube of a woman with hundreds of £1000+ handbags? Or someone with loads of lingerine? Fetish items are all over the place what makes this so creepy? I have met women who like shoes to an obbsessive amount, my sister and her bloke broke up because she wouldnt throw any of them out. She put her shoes ahead of her relationship.




kittinSol -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/6/2009 7:24:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: colouredin

would people be so freaked out if it was a youtube of a woman with hundreds of £1000+ handbags?



Yes, but does she fuck the bags, for example, by slipping the handle straps up her twat whilst moaning "Oh baby, yes, I'm so glad you're a bag" ? I think we should be told.

~ Worried of Tunbridge Wells




colouredin -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/6/2009 7:27:51 AM)

Well they seem to stroke and drool over them [8D]




Vendaval -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/6/2009 4:04:55 PM)

Seriously, can you see him being a decent parent?
Remember Norman Bates in Psycho now.

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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman
Why does it follow that his children would be freakier than him, if at all?




Vendaval -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/6/2009 4:09:27 PM)

I wonder whether he orders some of them custom made?  Are they all Internet sales or are some displayed and taken for a ride at the showroom?  And who gets his collection when he dies?



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ORIGINAL: kittinSol
It's one step up from the Stepford Wives.

What a seriously together guy: he knows what he wants, and he knows what store to get it [&:] .




GimpinDenial -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/6/2009 7:53:18 PM)

okay, so how would you feel if a woman had that many sex dolls of men?? (and...don't forget about those spare PARTS he has tucked around)




sweetnurseBBW -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/6/2009 8:23:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

At least he is focused on dolls and not real live women. Which means he won't be reproducing anytime soon.


[sm=biggrin.gif]




kittinSol -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/6/2009 8:33:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GimpinDenial

okay, so how would you feel if a woman had that many sex dolls of men?? (and...don't forget about those spare PARTS he has tucked around)


Personally, I wouldn't feel a thing either way: people's neuroticisms belong to them. It's quite obvious the man has a deep fear of women routed in childhood: it is his mother who has to feel something about his situation.

Moi, in the meantime, I will continue to make much fun of his sadness. Because I can:  because he chose to publicise his crazyness to the likes of cynical me :-) .




TheHeretic -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/6/2009 8:41:21 PM)

       Really, dear ladies...  How many years have men been hearing that if vibrators could mow the lawn and kill spiders, men would be rendered irrelevant?

     Once they get the hydraulic kegels ironed out, look out.

     (Actually, dildos can kill spiders very well, but they have to go through the dishwasher afterwards)




Celene -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/6/2009 8:55:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

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ORIGINAL: GimpinDenial

okay, so how would you feel if a woman had that many sex dolls of men?? (and...don't forget about those spare PARTS he has tucked around)


Personally, I wouldn't feel a thing either way: people's neuroticisms belong to them. It's quite obvious the man has a deep fear of women routed in childhood: it is his mother who has to feel something about his situation.

Moi, in the meantime, I will continue to make much fun of his sadness. Because I can:  because he chose to publicise his crazyness to the likes of cynical me :-) .


The parts were kind of unsettling and I don't think they touched on them in the story. [8|] 

It always gets back to the mom somehow. sheesh!! Take another route.




Vendaval -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/7/2009 3:26:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic
      Really, dear ladies...  How many years have men been hearing that if vibrators could mow the lawn and kill spiders, men would be rendered irrelevant?

The real joy in a vibrator is that it is a toy that does not demand anything of your time or energy.  Old flip-flops are great for smashing spiders as is a spray can and long butane lighter combo pack.  [sm=anger.gif]


    Once they get the hydraulic kegels ironed out, look out.

Yeah, but this guy has spent over $170,000 on these dolls and their costumes and specifically says they are a substitute for a real woman.  Why he wants to show his collection and talk about it on video is a mystery to me.[sm=dunno.gif] 


    (Actually, dildos can kill spiders very well, but they have to go through the dishwasher afterwards)

Do you want to tell us how you know that little factoid?   [sm=couch.gif]





colouredin -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/7/2009 4:48:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GimpinDenial

okay, so how would you feel if a woman had that many sex dolls of men?? (and...don't forget about those spare PARTS he has tucked around)


Well I have countless penis replicas all over the place, and they have names and sometimes i prefer the idea of them than having sex.




kittinSol -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/7/2009 5:26:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Celene
It always gets back to the mom somehow. sheesh!! Take another route.


Why should I? In his case, it most probably is the only route. How else would you explain that he's so terrified of women, he has to love silicon dolls?  

I LOVE pop psychology. Making fun of strangers' personal fuckups is one life's little joys... I blame my father for that [8D] .




Lucylastic -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/7/2009 5:34:59 AM)

I dont dress up my dildos in sailor moon /lingerie outfits...and they dont get sofa space, well unless I forget.
Lucy






TheHeretic -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/7/2009 6:33:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval
Do you want to tell us how you know that little factoid?   [sm=couch.gif]



        Sure.  I once told my wife that dildos couldn't kill spiders, and she explained it to me.  [;)]




Vendaval -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/7/2009 3:17:17 PM)

Ha hah hah.....this thread is almost as entertaining as the one about the wanker who got his willy stuck in a park bench.




thornhappy -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/7/2009 6:13:36 PM)

Damn...I never thought of training a vibe to kill spiders. 

I can see this will keep me awake tonight, pondering the possibilities.

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

      Really, dear ladies...  How many years have men been hearing that if vibrators could mow the lawn and kill spiders, men would be rendered irrelevant?

    Once they get the hydraulic kegels ironed out, look out.

    (Actually, dildos can kill spiders very well, but they have to go through the dishwasher afterwards)




Viridana -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/7/2009 6:18:19 PM)

You gotta give it to the man for being an economical sponsor of the sex doll industry. Just think about how many jobs he's creating/maintaining in these dire worldwide financial crisis times. [:D]




CatdeMedici -> RE: Responding to romantic betrayal (1/7/2009 6:36:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: UncleNasty

This is really over the top in my opinion.

Fellow has a collection of radically expensive sex dolls because of his fears and feelings. He can't even fathom having a relationship with a "human" female.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGfaQCY_bo4

Uncle Nasty (still on the mend)


Better his dolls than unsuspecting women.




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