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sirsholly -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 4:46:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aynne88

Who is Trace Adkins? He is one of them there country singers? [;)]  You are an east coast girl Holly, I am going to drag you out of the country music![&:] 

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: colouredin

who is it? you cant watch it over here, i feel like im missing out :(

Trace Adkins singing Chrome



Aynne...he is one man i would like to check for ticks




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 4:49:06 PM)

moonvine, the 130, was BEFORE the um, and the thyroid problems.  I am now about 215 the least I checked.  :(  I am on a diet, and trying so hard to lose some.  however, with out my meds, I don't know if it's going to work (I don't want lectures.... I get them enough.  I will be back on my meds soon enough... )

And Aynne, shush yoo mouf bout my country music and my Trace!!!  Grrrrr....




StayPutDarling -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 4:53:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ShaktiSama
I've concluded that it's really hard to give good head to someone else when your head is stuck too far up your own ass.


I need a t-shirt with this on it.




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 4:55:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: Aynne88

Who is Trace Adkins? He is one of them there country singers? [;)]  You are an east coast girl Holly, I am going to drag you out of the country music![&:] 

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: colouredin

who is it? you cant watch it over here, i feel like im missing out :(

Trace Adkins singing Chrome



Aynne...he is one man i would like to check for ticks



The tick song is Brad Paisley. Dont tell this city girl she dont know no country music!!




sirsholly -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 4:56:40 PM)

Yee-Haw[:)]




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 4:57:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Yee-Haw[:)]


Us jewish girls say

Yippe yo Chai yay mudder fuqer!!!





sirsholly -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 4:58:52 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




ResidentSadist -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 5:09:09 PM)

Since physical attributes keep coming up, I must say that they do have some factor! Even if it has nothing to do with how big you are but how big your mouth is can have an effect on oral sex.  I offer you this example in my letter from the ‘Dear Cali’ thread. It is about something I discovered a Cajun girl with a large mouth could do.
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Dear Cali,
There was this one time in band camp, many years ago in New Orleans, I met a beautiful Cajun woman.  She the was most amazing radiant caramel color, hypnotizing hazel eyes, hair in ringlets, those full lips… I am not sure if I seduced her or she seduced me.  It was passion unleashed and we had to have each other!  We were both sexually confidant and part of our flirtations were telling each other what we were going to do when we finally got back to my house.  It was a thrust and parry type of exchange and we were both very good at connecting verbally.

Now I was much younger and skinny back then.  My modest member was no easy task!  I told her how I was going to sit her in my lap, face to face, then lay her back and impale her caramel colored ass with my cock while I lifted her pussy into my mouth so I could lick her clit and fuck her anally at the same time. She responded by saying she was going to stuff my cock down her throat and lick my ass at the same time so she could “taste my front & back” all at once.  I didn’t believe that was possible but it got us so hot I swung the car off the exit and headed into the swamp until I found some parking outside an empty boat ramp.

She was soooooooo fucking hot and it was so beautiful.  The moon was full, the sky was clear and the pattern from shadows of the tree branches on her body only accented her voluptuous figure.  If ever my brain were to orgasm without physical stimulation, her incredible eyes, sensuous body language and the passionate and surrendered look on her face would have done it right then and there. 

We went wild!  I can’t even remember all things we licked and touched as we worked our way to a kiss.  Ahhhhhhhh.. the kiss.  Our sexual beasts were locked in passionate courtship when I grabbed her face plunging my fingers into her mouth and gripping her lower jaw to pull her to me.  I took her mouth with my tongue as I took her pussy with my hand!  She was so excited she started to cum and when she peaked in climax, she darted her tongue into my mouth and I almost lost my composure because it was soooo long.  I think she could have chocked me with it if she hadn’t already been gasping in orgasm herself!

I laid her back and while she was still quaking in the aftermath.  I sidled up between her legs and slipped my cock into her quivering ass.  Her ass felt so good and her pussy tasted so sweet (I was keeping my promise) I was in heaven.  I had her thighs and pussy pressed against my chest sliding them up and down into my mouth over and over again.  She was so wet she soaked me.  My chest was covered in cum from her orgasm and it was getting washed away by her fresh vicious juice.  Slave oil they call it, and it was acting as a lubricant for the rhythm of our sex slide.  It was all so intense and the scent of her sex drove me insane.  I was so aroused I was verbally growling and she heard that my climax was imminent.  She repeated what she said earlier, “I want to taste your front and back.”

That wild ass Cajun flipped around, put her hand on my wet chest and looked up into my eyes begging, “please lay back and let me taste you.”  I did.  Besides being that her saliva was as slippery as her sex juice, her mouth was so big!  She slid my cock down her throat in one stroke.  She had the most amazing mouth and throat I had ever felt.  With my cock in her to the hilt, she started flexing her throat … I could feel her throat massaging my cock in waves as she made exaggerated swallowing motions.

I felt her hand leave my chest and she planted both her hands under my ass.  She started a rhythm … pushing and my cock in and out of her with using her hands pulling on my ass cheeks.  She would pause at the depth of each stroke and flex her throat, taking my cock a faction deeper while she opened her mouth wider and licked my balls.  I felt like she was a snake swallowing its dinner!

Finally her teeth were smashed hard into my pelvis and she slurpped one of my balls into her mouth!  Oh my god… that felt sooooooooooooo good.  She was drooling so bad that when she exhaled at the top of the strokes, fluid was ejecting from her nose and left streamers dangling from it connected to my belly.  It was a wet, passionate and bestial throat fucking.  She was an equal to my sexual animal in every way and fucked me back with careless abandon.

I am laying in a car, in a swamp, being eaten by human snake with BIGGEST mouth that has my cock down her throat, my ball(s) in her mouth.  She has the most intense look in her eyes and I am about to cum when I see her smile as the first wave of orgasm rolls in.  She dug her nails into my ass and pulled me in an even deeper stroke until she could stick her tongue out and slide it into my ass!!!  She only had to repeat that move 3 times before I exploded mid stroke and cum shot out her nose as she exhaled.  She gagged ever so slightly and didn’t flinch.  She just stuffed me down, flexed her throat and licked my ass to pull every last drop out of me.

I would brag and tell that you that she was not only talented but was also more beautiful than the playmate of the month I was also seeing, and tell of all the things I did that kept those charming and talented girls as my happy lovers but that, isn’t the point of my question.  My question is that I have never met a white girl that could do this.  Actually, I have only had a few black lovers that could get my balls, or one them at least, into their mouth.  That whole ass licking thing was an exclusive experience with that Cajun girl.  Is this something only Cajun girls can do?  Was that Cajun girl truly part snake from some Bayou Voodoo experiment?  Do you know what that throat flexing things was?  I was pretty young at the time (1973-75) and just don’t recall being smart enough to have learned what it was she did.  I think I was too enamored by the experience to think with my big head at the time.

Sincerely,
Eaten Alive in N.O.
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P.S.

Jaunice,
If by some miracle you are out there on these forums and read this, I want you to know that besides the passion and talents I speak of in this letter, your heart was much bigger than you mouth and I will always remember our romance with fondness.  You were a once in lifetime experience for many wonderful reasons.  I am truly sorry that your family found out I was poly and also seeing another woman.  N. O. is such a small town and it was hard to keep our secret from them.

…um, and if by any further miracles, you happen to be single at the moment, feel free to call me anytime. LOL  




Daddysredhead -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 5:59:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Fannie, I told you that you were an honorary SOH after the whole dye thing gone wrong.  Soul had some sort of red vs. brown thing, too.  There are all sorts of SOH's by proxy around here.  *giggles*  [8|]

HEY!!!!!!!!!! What about me? I am a natural red head, dayyymit!!!!![sm=tantrum.gif]


Well, then I dub thee a member of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's!!!  (just stop throwing that fit thingy, 'k?  next thing yanno you'll pull a muscle or somethin')  [8|]

*giggles and a smooch*




Daddysredhead -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 6:02:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

I don't even LIKE Chocolate!!


I do...  *evil grins*

Oh wait, that's not what you meant.

My bad...

*giggles*




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 6:04:53 PM)

Hehe!  Red, I love you!!




Daddysredhead -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 6:06:17 PM)

DaddyBoo glanced at the title of the thread when He was here a bit ago having dinner with me and said, "That's the dumbest question I've ever seen."  I said, "Oh no...  there are WAY dumber questions on here that aren't even in the Random Stupidity section."  *nods*   [8|]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 6:07:18 PM)

I love you, too, Fannie!  *mwuahhhh*  [8D]




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 6:09:39 PM)

::MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH::





Daddysredhead -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 6:23:26 PM)

*yummy*




SassySarijane -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 6:45:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FullfigRIMAAM1

You definitely misread a good number of those posts. We were responding to his condescension and lack of understanding. We we're most definitely not trying to gain his approval/liking... M


Now the thought that anyone was trying to gain his approval/liking never crossed my mind and wasn't what I meant in my post at all.

I too was responding to his condescention, lack of understanding and attitude of superiority over those he seemed to see as less than himself. I think he got the message too lol.




beargonewild -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 6:47:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

moonvine, the 130, was BEFORE the um, and the thyroid problems.  I am now about 215 the least I checked.  :(  I am on a diet, and trying so hard to lose some.  however, with out my meds, I don't know if it's going to work (I don't want lectures.... I get them enough.  I will be back on my meds soon enough... )

And Aynne, shush yoo mouf bout my country music and my Trace!!!  Grrrrr....


come back and we'll talk about Tim or Ronnie Dunn or Travis...ok?




beargonewild -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 6:49:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SassySarijane

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ORIGINAL: FullfigRIMAAM1

You definitely misread a good number of those posts. We were responding to his condescension and lack of understanding. We we're most definitely not trying to gain his approval/liking... M


Now the thought that anyone was trying to gain his approval/liking never crossed my mind and wasn't what I meant in my post at all.

I too was responding to his condescention, lack of understanding and attitude of superiority over those he seemed to see as less than himself. I think he got the message too lol.


*tacklepouncesmoochsmooch*




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 6:50:42 PM)

Kix Brooks is just YUMMY!!!  hell, so's Garth Brooks for that matter! Ok, so I think most of the country stars are freking hot! 


However, I don't think that Tim MacGraw is really that great.  He used to be... but eh...




beargonewild -> RE: Do BBW give better head? (1/7/2009 6:58:13 PM)

Yea I agree Kix is hawt, sure fills in a pair of jeans quite nicccce!




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