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cloudboy -> 9 Phrases Women Use (1/6/2009 4:09:02 PM)

Pointers for your decoding skills. (Men)

The other side of the story. (Women)



Vendaval -> RE: 9 Phrases Women Use (1/6/2009 4:18:46 PM)

#1 "Fine!" = it is not ok and she is pissed at you
#2 "5 minutes" = 30 minutes or more
#3 "Nothing" = a whole lotta something
#4 "Go ahead" = you will pay for this later
#5 Loud sigh = you are being dumb and annoying her
#6 "That's OK" = it is not OK and this one goes on the list of your fuck ups
#7 "Thanks" = you did something right for a change, smile and nod now
#8 "Whatever" = you are right on the edge there buddy, watch your balls
#9 "Don't worry about it, I got it" = you are an incompetent, undependable, immature fool




slaveboyforyou -> RE: 9 Phrases Women Use (1/6/2009 4:46:08 PM)

I'll give you a couple:

"Nothing." = response given to question, "What are you thinking about?"
translation = "Rest assured, it's nothing you'd be interested in."

repeated utterances of "Right," "that's nice," "really?" "you don't say?" 
translation = "When is she going to stop talking?" 



hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: 9 Phrases Women Use (1/6/2009 5:21:11 PM)


repeated utterances of "Right," "that's nice," "really?" "you don't say?" 
translation = "You have dug yourself a crater which rivals Krackatoa.  Stop now, before I erupt with the force of Vesuvious."



Lordandmaster -> RE: 9 Phrases Women Use (1/6/2009 5:21:31 PM)

To be serious for a moment, I've noticed a major difference in the way some women use the words "intimate" and "intimacy."  I've noticed that many women used those as euphemisms for sexual intercourse.  That's not at all how I understand their meaning.



kittinSol -> RE: 9 Phrases Women Use (1/6/2009 5:25:00 PM)

Cloudboy, I LOVE you for posting these - they're so spot on, I thought my husband was going to crack his football-on-TV composure. Thank you :-) .




chiaroscuro -> RE: 9 Phrases Women Use (1/6/2009 6:26:42 PM)

I think I've used all nine of those phrases today. Very funny. Thanks for sharing.



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