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Focus Group Poll on possible profile update:


nope, wont work
  14% (3)
maybe, at least the honesty is there
  33% (7)
Holly is gracefully challenged, may not be sure of eyesight.
  19% (4)
Alright, lets talk
  4% (1)
where do I sign up
  9% (2)
look no further
  4% (1)
can we discuss the torture?
  14% (3)


Total Votes : 21
(last vote on : 1/8/2009 5:21:39 PM)
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Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/7/2009 4:56:03 PM   
jlf1961


Posts: 14840
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From: Somewhere Texas
Status: offline 		Alright ladies, I am considering the following changes to my profile statement.

quote:

47 year old Dominant Male looking for a human female between the ages of 20 and 45.
Must understand that the following does apply:
I am crazy with the paperwork to prove it
I share a home inherited from my late mother so that we do not lose the place.
I smoke.
I dont drink, dont do drugs.
I will spank you for various infractions of the rules.
I will torture you with repeated orgasms for as long as it takes to leave you a quivering, moaning girl begging for me to help her stand.
I value intelligence and a sense of humor.
And if you want a fair description of my physical appearance, read the speech Henry gives the Princess Katherine in the final scene of Shakespeare's Henry V. 

Holly insists I am a good looking man, but I dont think she understands what I am saying in my description of myself.


Guys, considering that I have finally decided to go to the source, since it is pointed to winning the favor of a female sub/slave, this makes perfectly good sense.

Consider this a poll of a focus group.




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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/7/2009 4:59:41 PM   
BlackPhx


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Status: offline 		LOL ..If I had not found my beloved Master Blackphx that would have gotten you a serious looking at and chat.

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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/7/2009 5:00:46 PM   
sirsholly


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quote:

I will spank you for various infractions of the rules.
I will torture you with repeated orgasms for as long as it takes to leave you a quivering, moaning girl begging for me to help her stand.


*blinkblink*

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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/7/2009 5:06:29 PM   
thornhappy


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Status: offline 		The only thing to give me a pause is the age range.  I always wondered about guys who had such a large span in age range; at the lower end you're down over a generation.  But that just be one of my personal opinions...

What about pic choice?  I think one similar to the kitchen shot's pretty cool.  Plenty of folks out here like guys with beards & a bit of meat on their bones.

thornhappy

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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/7/2009 5:30:13 PM   
jlf1961


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From: Somewhere Texas
Status: offline 		Well, I think the shock factor got holly......

As for the age range, I have trouble with older women, usually because I rarely act my age, sometimes I act older, and sometimes I believe I am in my thirties again....

Besides, the wife of a friend of mine said I was gonna father five more kids, granted she was pretending to be a gypsy fortune teller at a haunted house, so the accuracy probably leaves a lot to be desired....


< Message edited by jlf1961 -- 1/7/2009 5:33:39 PM >

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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/7/2009 6:52:25 PM   
thornhappy


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Status: offline 		Five!  God, man, you'll not have a wink o' sleep fer years, if you want to do it in a sprightly fashion!

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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/7/2009 7:40:58 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		I am going with option #2 because every once in a while it is good to make some changes and find out if that increases your success.  A furry teddy-bear older guy is quite a popular model with certain ladies.

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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/7/2009 7:44:18 PM   
T1981


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quote:

ORIGINAL: thornhappy
I think one similar to the kitchen shot's pretty cool.  Plenty of folks out here like guys with beards & a bit of meat on their bones.

thornhappy



*raises hand* My husband looks like a wild hairy moutain man, and he's got a bit of meat on his bones as well. LOVE that! So I also like the kitchen picture, too.

And the part about the spanking and orgasms - that's a nice, fun sort of touch to the profile.


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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/7/2009 8:50:37 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		I have no opinion.

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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/7/2009 9:10:53 PM   
mc1234


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Status: offline 		Honesty counts for a lot in my book.  I was also put off by the age range.  I'm 43 - anyone who wants a 20 year old or me - well, there's so much difference between the two I'd wonder if (a) he really knew what he wants; or (b) will settle for whoever comes down the pike.  There is a point to be made, however, to being open-minded, so if that's how you feel it should stay.

Also - I don't know the speech Henry gave, and I probably wouldn't take the time to go look it up.  It's a cute reference, and can sort out the folks who wouldn't get it, but I fall in between - knowing what you're talking about, but not *exactly*. 

Are you keeping the part about Holly?  It may serve to just confuse ...

Best of luck to you!


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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/8/2009 3:35:01 AM   
jlf1961


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From: Somewhere Texas
Status: offline 		The quote is, 'therefore was I created with a
stubborn outside, with an aspect of iron, that, when
I come to woo ladies, I fright them.'

And, would the ladies that answered Alright, lets talk, where do I sign up, look no further, can we discuss the torture, please contact me.....








< Message edited by jlf1961 -- 1/8/2009 3:44:54 AM >

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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/8/2009 3:40:02 AM   
Dnomyar


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Status: offline 		Bear. I will sell you one of my opinions.

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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/8/2009 3:50:11 AM   
housesub4you


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Status: offline 		Well, I think I will cut and paste it to my profile, all I really have to do is add 1 year to the age.

The age range is something which comes into play with most people.  If my wife looked at age instead of the person we would not be married.  There is a 18 year age difference between us.

As for the 5 children, we started our family and are working on expanding it.  Man, children are a LOT of work, I never worked so hard in my life.  It is a pain to plan work/play around diaper changes and feedings. 


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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/8/2009 4:09:42 AM   
CatdeMedici


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Status: offline 		well I am not a female submissive but smoking is a hard limit for Me.

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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/8/2009 6:38:51 AM   
DesFIP


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From: Apple County NY
Status: offline 		Another one turned off by a guy close to my age seeking a woman close to my daughter's.

Beyond that, although I understand that you share the house for financial reasons, personally I wouldn't feel comfortable being spanked until quivering knowing the roommate was walking down the hall. If you divided it into two apartments, I would feel better. I know that doesn't make so much sense since they could still hear but at least I wouldn't worry about facing him afterwards,

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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/8/2009 6:43:52 AM   
came4U


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quote:

personally I wouldn't feel comfortable being spanked until quivering knowing the roommate was walking down the hall.


I agree, I am a little too old for roommates hovering about.

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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/8/2009 11:48:14 AM   
jlf1961


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Joined: 6/10/2008
From: Somewhere Texas
Status: offline 		Well, considering that my sister and I sharing the house is the only way either of us can afford to maintain the house.

The simple fact is that the property is paid for, how ever, utilities run an easy 780 bucks a month in winter, and just over a thousand in the summer.

Since the situation is not going to change anytime soon, UNLESS the economic picture in the UNITED STATES changes, I see no possibility of another alternative.

Of course, I could move into the barn and use the tack room......


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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/8/2009 12:17:38 PM   
thornhappy


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Status: offline 		Nah, just make the tack room into a dungeon!

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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/8/2009 12:22:30 PM   
Mercnbeth


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Nope - won't work.

Didn't read the details, but anyone coming for group approval would be someone who I would find suspect to dominate anyone. I've found that a self-assured, confident submissive looks for the same in any potential partner.

I can see the marketing approach used successfully in these threads; "Hey - I just updated my profile, what do you think?" However, having a profile that 'submits' to the standard of others - gives the wrong message coming from the handle side of the flogger. IMO - of course.

Dominant bottom sensationalists may find it attractive, if that's your target.

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RE: Focus Group Poll on possible profile update: - 1/8/2009 3:56:53 PM   
jlf1961


Posts: 14840
Joined: 6/10/2008
From: Somewhere Texas
Status: offline 		People here clearly do not understand SARCASM.....

Besides, in all honesty, this practice is done all the time, every time you fill out a survey, you have someone coming to a group for opinions.

Each of the points I made in the "ad" was some point where someone decided to disappear, proving once more that HONESTY, while it may be "desired" by someone is not what they want to hear.

No one would hesitate to go and have sex with someone with roommates, however......

The point I am trying to make is that people will find any excuse to bail.  It is as though they are looking for mister perfect, or miss perfect.

A friend of mine was matched through Eharmony, and upon the first meeting, her 'perfect' mate decided her breasts were too small at 36c.

If this was a serious attempt at getting advice.......


< Message edited by jlf1961 -- 1/8/2009 4:12:04 PM >

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