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what it REALLY means - 1/8/2009 2:10:15 AM

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"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."

Anyone else want to add some?

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RE: what it REALLY means - 1/8/2009 4:06:53 PM

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RE: what it REALLY means - 1/9/2009 6:57:33 AM

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When asked "what are you thinking?":

"Nuthin'" WHAT IT REALLY MEANS "Nuthin'"

(and it's usually accurate)

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RE: what it REALLY means - 1/9/2009 5:24:51 PM

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" We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are you still talking?"
"You expect too much of me," REALLY MEANS, "You want me to stay awake?"

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RE: what it REALLY means - 1/9/2009 9:08:31 PM

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Hey, I'm just passin' this along..............

The Men's Guide to What Women Really Mean By...

You want
= You want
We need
= I want
It's your decision
= The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want
= You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk
= I need to complain
Sure... go ahead
= I don't want you to.
I'm not upset
= Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly
= You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight.
= Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!
= I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights.
= I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient
= I want a new house.
I want new curtains
= and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes
= the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
Hang the picture there
= NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise
= I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?
= I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?
= I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute.
= Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat?
= Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate.
= Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!?
= [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes
= No
No
= No
Maybe
= No
I'm sorry.
= You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe?
= It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
Was that the baby?
= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling!
= Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
All we're going to buy is a soap dish
= It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

(The answer to "What's wrong?")

The same old thing
= Nothing
Nothing
= Everything
Everything
= My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really
= It's just that you're such an jerk
I don't want to talk about it
= Go away, I'm still building up steam

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