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Did you get your mile this past year? - 1/9/2009 3:05:09 PM

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This started off after I read a quote on Bash.org about the miles of pussy in Australia...
And it got me thinking...I had some free-time, and with a math-based mind, this is what I came up with. (what else is a business analyst supposed to do?)

The average time for intercourse is 6 minutes.

The average number of strokes per minute is 12 (72 strokes total in 6 minutes).

Since the average length of the penis is 6 inches, the average female receives 432 inches (72*6=432) or 36 feet per intercourse.

3 times per week, 52 weeks in a year, so, 156 multiplied by 36 makes 5616 feet, or just over a mile (5280 ft per mile).

The average amount of semen per ejaculation is 1/2 teaspoon.

There are 768 teaspoons per gallon.

Assuming a male orgasm occurs during every session of intercourse, the average woman will receive just over a 1/10th of a gallon of semen a year.

The average man's fuel efficiency is thus 10.63MPG

If you increase intercourse time to 7 minutes, increase strokes per minute to 14, miles per gallon goes up to 14.48.

In order to match the most fuel efficient vehicle, the Toyota Prius at 48MPG, while maintaining average penis size and frequency of intercourse, the average man should increase the intercourse time to 20 minutes (average time to female orgasm) and increase the number of strokes to 162 a minute.

How the average man compares to the lowest overall fuel economy vehicle models:
(source: http://blogs.motortrend.com/6219148/car-news/epas-top-10-most-least-fuel-efficient-vehicles-for-2008/index.html)

1. Lamborghini Murcielago (automatic) 8 MPG
2. Bugatti Veyron 8 MPG
3. Lamborghini Murcielago (manual) 9 MPG
4. Bently Azure/Arnage RL 9 MPG
5. Ferrari 612 Scaglietti (automatic) 9 MPG
6. Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder (manual) 10 MPG
7. Aston Martin DB9 Coupe 10MPG
8. Lamborghini Gallardo Coupe (manual) 10MPG

<<<Average Man 10.63MPG>>>

9. Mercedes-Benz G55 AMG 11MPG
10. Mercedes-Benz ML63 11MPG

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RE: Did you get your mile this past year? - 1/9/2009 3:24:51 PM

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Yeah, you've got too much time on your hands.

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RE: Did you get your mile this past year? - 1/9/2009 3:33:19 PM

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Well, I'm no toyota prius, but it seems I would fall somewhere around the range of the v.w jetta (not the tdi, that's a diesel and gets better mileage than the prius), so around 23. I'll be happy with that. Especially at 162 strokes per minute would probably set something on fire.

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RE: Did you get your mile this past year? - 1/9/2009 3:37:47 PM

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<smile, smile, smile>

you make math class fun again

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RE: Did you get your mile this past year? - 1/9/2009 3:43:09 PM

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Interesting set of calculations; I like the fact that it is so easily adjustable for the penis size, strokes per minute and frequency of any male.

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RE: Did you get your mile this past year? - 1/9/2009 4:09:25 PM

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Especially at 162 strokes per minute would probably set something on fire.

Lol! That was my thought exactly.

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RE: Did you get your mile this past year? - 1/9/2009 4:27:41 PM

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ORIGINAL: StayPutDarling

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Especially at 162 strokes per minute would probably set something on fire.

Lol! That was my thought exactly.

what's that old joke, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast? lol!
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RE: Did you get your mile this past year? - 1/9/2009 4:33:49 PM

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Would getting a Hummer affect the equation?

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