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Quivver -> HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 12:28:15 PM)
Once again the HNG Monster knocked on my door. When I got called a Bitch, I replied with HNG! Of course the next mail read "what's an HNG" So, rather then just return the three words of the acronym I gave it once from Quivver's Abridged version of Websters. It reads: HNG, An HNG is, a derogatory statement, similar to bitch although in used in reference to the male gender of the human race when they turn to the net looking for whack off material rather then build on a friendship in a manner that will allow them the opportunity to whack off in person............. acronym HNG=HorneyNetGuy Please add your own additions, this could be fun.......... Q

IrishMist -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 12:40:13 PM)
LOL But quivver...didn't you know that bitch is a compliment? BITCH =BabeInTotalControlofHerself

foxglove716 -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 12:40:35 PM)
how about matotowahm? Masturbating At The Office To Online Women who Are Hairy Men

miticantenslaved -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 12:46:31 PM)
o_O MasterLand: that mythical and all-engrossing place where Masters go when not with you, at work or anywhere to be found, when needed. inside one will find delightful avenues full of lusty, writhing, beautiful, new and disposable slaves. (one note...One does need a Master Card to get in. Lord Visa will get One a day-pass only) blinks innocently ~miti

RainGod -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 12:48:48 PM)
I have always heard it was Horny Net Geek... seems more befitting, doesn't it? I had a little inspiration here... hope it isn't out of place: If your idea of auto-eroticism involves logging on... you might be an HNG. If you've ever cut, copy, and pasted the same email to every submissive in your state... you might be an HNG. If your desktop includes an icon for 'cyber-lube'... you might be and HNG If your best opening line involves words bitch, whore, or slut.... you might be an HNG. If you demand she kneel at a keyboard...you might be an HNG. If you have ever cracked your cyber whip and then had to cyber punish her for not cyber moving fast enough... you might be an HNG. If your think you have an automatic right to see her nude the first time you talk... you might be an HNG. If you've ever fucked it all up for the good Doms out here by being a leg-humping, overly eager, overbearing ass... you might be an HNG. Anybody else got any? lol (edited to be more politically correct... but I changed my mind, lol)

RainGod -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 12:51:36 PM)
quote: Masturbating At The Office To Online Women who Are Hairy Men Lmfao! Damn, foxglove... that's both hilarious and scary all at the same time!

LuckyAlbatross -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 12:51:52 PM)
If your idea of a "date night" is to go to a chatroom with your new cyber sub and have her do all sorts of cutesy cyber services like drink getting, kneeling and sitting in your lap and somehow ends up with you telling at least one person in the room that they are just "jealous" of the situation...you might be a HNG.

miticantenslaved -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 12:55:46 PM)
grins and thanks LA! covers her mouth and opens her eyes wide in horror...."They're Everywhere!" ~miti

KatyLied -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 12:57:09 PM)
Heavy Nuts Gag

Quivver -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 1:08:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KatyLied Heavy Nuts Gag LOL, and here I thought that was the blind fold!

gingersnap7789 -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 1:16:35 PM)
Horse Necked Goon Hickey Needing Grapehead Heaving Neanderthal Geek

KnightofMists -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 1:28:57 PM)
T.S.B Toxic Sperm Buildup You know Ladies should be much more sympathetic to these poor souls.... TSB is a very serious condition that leads to all sorts of diminishing mental capacities...... "Where is the BUN!!! for those in NEED.... WE know where the BEEF is G" Indecent proposals anyone??? EG

aurora31 -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 3:38:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KnightofMists T.S.B Toxic Sperm Buildup You know Ladies should be much more sympathetic to these poor souls.... TSB is a very serious condition that leads to all sorts of diminishing mental capacities...... "Where is the BUN!!! for those in NEED.... WE know where the BEEF is G" Indecent proposals anyone??? EG Thanks for the laugh KoM sir I really needed one tonight. aurora

Gomez -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 4:41:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: foxglove716 how about matotowahm? Masturbating At The Office To Online Women who Are Hairy Men Someone call the hospital, my sides are splitting....[:D] quote: I have always heard it was Horny Net Geek... seems more befitting, doesn't it? I had a little inspiration here... hope it isn't out of place: If your idea of auto-eroticism involves logging on... you might be an HNG. If you've ever cut, copy, and pasted the same email to every submissive in your state... you might be an HNG. If your desktop includes an icon for 'cyber-lube'... you might be and HNG If your best opening line involves words bitch, whore, or slut.... you might be an HNG. If you demand she kneel at a keyboard...you might be an HNG. If you have ever cracked your cyber whip and then had to cyber punish her for not cyber moving fast enough... you might be an HNG. If your think you have an automatic right to see her nude the first time you talk... you might be an HNG. If you've ever fucked it all up for the good Doms out here by being a leg-humping, overly eager, overbearing ass... you might be an HNG. Anybody else got any? lol (edited to be more politically correct... but I changed my mind, lol) Oh gawd, I just collapsed in a pile of bones and skin due to eyes going crossed and tears flowing from laughing so hard!! quote: T.S.B Toxic Sperm Buildup You know Ladies should be much more sympathetic to these poor souls.... TSB is a very serious condition that leads to all sorts of diminishing mental capacities...... Gaps for breath.....this is too much!!....wheezes as he reaches for the oxygen tank

Aileen68 -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 4:52:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Quivver quote: ORIGINAL: KatyLied Heavy Nuts Gag LOL, and here I thought that was the blind fold! It's called teabagging when you use those Heavy Nuts as a blindfold. College frat boys know all about it...a common past time...so I've heard. :)

fyreredsub -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 4:57:05 PM)
ah yes the perverbial, master of the cock in their hand only quote: ORIGINAL: miticantenslaved o_O MasterLand: that mythical and all-engrossing place where Masters go when not with you, at work or anywhere to be found, when needed. inside one will find delightful avenues full of lusty, writhing, beautiful, new and disposable slaves. (one note...One does need a Master Card to get in. Lord Visa will get One a day-pass only) blinks innocently ~miti

Gomez -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 5:43:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fyreredsub ah yes the perverbial, master of the cock in their hand only Ummm, was that you looking in my office and shaking your head at me?? LOL[:D]

happypervert -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 5:48:09 PM)
quote: It's called teabagging when you use those Heavy Nuts as a blindfold. And if you'd like to learn more about this, just go to your local video store and rent "Pecker" directed by John Waters (link)

SweetSarijane -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 6:05:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KnightofMists T.S.B Toxic Sperm Buildup You know Ladies should be much more sympathetic to these poor souls.... TSB is a very serious condition that leads to all sorts of diminishing mental capacities...... "Where is the BUN!!! for those in NEED.... WE know where the BEEF is G" Indecent proposals anyone??? EG Thank you KoM. That just totally cracked me up. I was taking a drink when I read it and had to clean off my monitor. Worth it for that laugh.

MissDiandSirHugh -> RE: HNG ~ definition (1/5/2006 6:37:32 PM)
May be looking into a name change would be a good thing from what ever to WILLS for Wanking In Long Lustrous Strokes But there are also the WIG people out there as well Wanking In Glee

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