girl4you2
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Dan is so hot for some action tonight that he goes to the nearby singles bar to try his luck. Once inside, he spots an attractive young girl sitting all alone by the bar. So he approaches her and gets the surprise of his life when the girl asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him to come back to her place.
The two jump into a taxi cab and as soon as they get back to her apartment, they dive straight into bed and spend the night hard at it.
Finally spent, Dan rolls over, pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies as she caresses Dan's thigh tenderly.
Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Dan begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he asks nervously.
"No, silly," she says as she snuggles up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?"
"No, don't be daft," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demands Dan.
Calmly, the girl gets a match, strikes it across the side of her face and replies, "That's me before the operation."
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maireann croí éadrom i bhfad. is maith an scáthán súil charad. is leor nod don eolach.
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