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Daddysredhead -> Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/12/2009 7:40:10 PM)
A very loud unattractive, angry-acting woman walked into Wal-mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with a Bitch like you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-mart."

GreedyTop -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/12/2009 7:50:15 PM)
LMAO!!!

Daddysredhead -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/12/2009 7:53:46 PM)
(isn't it cute?)

GimpinDenial -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/12/2009 8:13:49 PM)
ahh....sheetz.... I laughed.. (mainly because I was picturing my oldest sister as the customer....because that is how she treats her kids)

BlackPhx -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/13/2009 6:37:28 AM)
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beargonewild -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/13/2009 9:09:16 AM)
HAHAHAHAHAHA Glad my coffee cup was empty when I read this!

Firegoddez -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/13/2009 10:23:51 AM)
That's priceless. I miss the states.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/13/2009 9:07:41 PM)
Glad to share the smiles [:)]

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/13/2009 9:59:13 PM)
Sweets LOVED it!! He was wishing He could say that to people. (Thank God He isn't a Greeter...)

UncleNasty -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/15/2009 8:08:30 AM)
You're talking about my ex, I just know it. Uncle Nasty

SassySarijane -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/15/2009 8:50:52 AM)
Hilarious!!! I can guarantee I've seen people who act like that and not just in Walmart. I'd love to actually witness something like that, but then, I do have a sadistic streak as well as a voyeuristic streak lol.

Saratov -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/15/2009 10:51:33 AM)
Never mind, stupid pic won't show up.

DrkJourney -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/15/2009 10:55:44 AM)
oh just peachy....now I have apple juice all over my screen...thanks SO much......LOL

Vendaval -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/15/2009 11:42:02 AM)
It must have been a case of "beer goggles" that led to her reproducing.

FourQ -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/17/2009 5:34:54 PM)
Why do people take their kids to supermarkets to smack them?

Saratov -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/18/2009 7:58:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl Sweets LOVED it!! He was wishing He could say that to people. (Thank God He isn't a Greeter...) Maybe he could be the 'Shopping nazi': NO SHOPPING FOR YOU! Next. [:D]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Walmart Greeter's "revenge" =) (1/19/2009 6:11:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead A very loud unattractive, angry-acting woman walked into Wal-mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with a Bitch like you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-mart." (GAWWWWWD I hope that's a true story LOL).

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