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DarkSteven -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/12/2009 8:32:45 PM)

All right, I'll be a service Dom tonight. From various local comics:

Leif Cedar (who has a Chinese wife): "My wife wanted to go back to China. But I was too cheap to buy tickets, so I tried to dig a hole to China in my back yard. I never made it, but once a week, a Mexican family climbs out of the hole to do my yard."

"I saw an Indian woman who had a dot on her forehead. Above the dot was a message that said "You are here." So I followed her all around for a day."

Jason (forget his last name): "My wife told me she'd do ANYTHING for a man in a uniform. So I put one on. She wouldn't even let me into the house! I guess 'Catholic schoolgirl' wasn't the kind of uniform she had in mind."

Gary Washington: "This one old woman was afraid of me because I'm black. She saw me coming and crossed to the other side of the street. So I CHASED that bitch..."



WyldHrt -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/12/2009 9:17:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl
ok. I'm back.  Try THIS


I used to have that pic on my work PC. Any time someone (usually my boss or the  big makka-wukka Director) emailed me some nonsensical crap, they got pancake-bunnied. [:D]

Edit to add: the first time I sent it to the Director, I got a reply that said "What the FUCK was that??????"
Of course, I replied "It's a bunny with a pancake on it's head, sir"
End of convo [:)]



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/12/2009 9:45:59 PM)

Wyld, I just LOVE that pic!  For the longest time, Any time I saw it, I would just crack up.  There have been times I was using the laptop, and just started laughing hysterically.  My mom would look at me with that "WTF?" look, and I would just say through my tears "A BUNNY!!!!  WITH A...... HAHAHA!!" And that was it.  That was all I could get out.  lol  Sweets and I would just say to each other "Just think... of a bunny" and We would know what was coming, and the frown we had would disapear.  It has helped out a LOT in the past couple months. lol



MsLadySue -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/13/2009 2:19:11 AM)

edited cause it's one of those days  lol



jazana -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/13/2009 3:11:58 AM)

Its soo Hot here in Aus why the hell won't it cool down?!?!?!?!



Rainfire -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/13/2009 4:17:22 AM)

{{{hugs}}}

cmail, jazana.....

Plus, one thing I found that helped me was a very good vitamin and mineral supplement. Magnesium, potassium and calcium all help with muscle cramps. I really notice a difference when I don't have my vitamins.



RainydayNE -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/13/2009 5:18:27 AM)

ai yaaa PMS is never fun
you want to kill everyone on earth, and then two seconds later you want to cry about everyone on earth
blargh

my suggestion would be sugary things and heating pads =p haha
taking a bunch of aleve (though, since you've already made yourself throw up, i wouldn't recommend you take too many AGAIN) can take the edge off
laying around and doing nothing is always nice. if someone TRIES to make you do something, that's when you use your newfound headbiteyoff powers =p





SavageFaerie -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/13/2009 5:24:55 AM)

if you have a kitteh have said kitteh lay across you belly, better than a heating pad and you get kitteh lovings at the same time.



BlackPhx -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/13/2009 5:25:49 AM)

For the PMS...a dark room...800 mg Motrim and a Beanie baby you can strangle instead of the others in the house.

For laughter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAJVX-VcTf0
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3Jy-VBPXzQ&feature=related
But do NOT miss this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo4fivgkFWk&feature=related
or this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGxZ2FKwQdI&NR=1

Enjoy

poenkitten



KMsAngel -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/13/2009 5:34:32 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jazana

Its soo Hot here in Aus why the hell won't it cool down?!?!?!?!


where're you? it's been 44 here today. i'm trying to bribe someone's winter to come visit!



Dnomyar -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/13/2009 6:07:06 AM)

Looking out my window watching the falling snow. Supposed to be below zero. Above me are women bitching about a little HEAT.



sirsholly -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/13/2009 6:10:09 AM)

the temp here too will be below zero tonight, but i still prefer it over that type of heat...tho it is a close call



KMsAngel -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/13/2009 6:10:36 AM)

111 F is a little heat??



KMsAngel -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/13/2009 6:13:34 AM)

give me the below 0.

can always add clothes when you get hot. but there's a limit to how much you can take off before you get arrested (outside the house). inside it's pretty much a modified nudist camp, lol




Dnomyar -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/13/2009 7:42:53 AM)

put that 111F in a bottle and send it to me. I need a tan.



favesclava -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/14/2009 6:54:04 AM)

i make my bathroom into a mini spa. scented candles water as hot as i can stand it and a good book. the nhot water relaxes my back and eases abdominal cramps whatever kind of reading youre into. no one is allowed or would dare to bother me. motrin take with food. no more than 4 GM tylenol in 24 hours. heating pads  or those new patches for on the go. and someone whispering poor baby always helps.
"Poor baby".



VirginPotty -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/14/2009 7:10:11 AM)

Having a baby is supposed to help take the cramps away. Well, after labor of course, those will be the last "painful" cramps you'll endure.[:D]



sirsholly -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/14/2009 7:12:35 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Having a baby is supposed to help take the cramps away.

Might i suggest Midol? The side effects don't last 18 years



GreedyTop -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/14/2009 7:13:10 AM)

*snort*\



jazana -> RE: I need comforts n stuff. (1/14/2009 7:23:07 AM)

I don't want a baby. I want to keep my kitty nice and tight thank you.
and I freaking hate the heat, and is it wrong for wanting to kill my Sir for snoring like a jet engine? and then laughing at me when I was puking right next to him (into a bucket although I wanted to puke on him for laughing at me)
I want freezing cold weather and I want it now, I want snow, I DEMAND SNOW!




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