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ALAstella -> RE: Explain protocol for chat rooms to me (1/13/2009 5:24:37 PM)
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Protocol in chatrooms?
Some chatrooms require the usual ASL - age, sex, location, but the most important of all these three things is of course sex - which should be the only subject of any conversation and you get right onto it immediately.
Suggested questions:
Do you like sex?
What are you wearing?
What do you look like?
Do you have a webcam?
Do you have a photo?
Are you shaven?
Most women in chatrooms are gagging for it, they usually have vibrators and other toys ready on the desk next to the computer and webcam. Some even have a spare pack of Duracell or other alkaline batteries. Be explicit in your questions and use your imagination.
Oh if you're a guy you should be able to type with your left hand very quickly, be a 'two finger typist' (even if you are only using one finger, as a one finger typist means something else).
You can increase your speed by missing out letters, especially vowels.
However you need to use some vowels, and cannot abandon vowels altogether, otherwise people will assume you're typing in Welsh.
Using condoms helps prevent any messes. Obviously you don't use them on your fingers or you'll end up writing lots of typos.
Try not to take everything seriously.
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