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A blonde in winter - 1/14/2009 8:03:59 AM   
Gwynssoftandshy


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Winter Blonde

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of
her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers
the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are loosing
some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck
stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of
her car, runs up and knocks on the door.  Again, the trucker lowers the
window. As if they've never spoken the blonde says brightly "Hi, my
name is Heather and you are loosing some of your load."

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.  At the third red light, the same thing happens again.  All out of
breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck
door. The trucker rolls down the window.  Again she says "Hi, my name
is Heather and you are loosing some of your load."

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
to the blonde.  He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says…

"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in
Idaho and I'm driving the SAND TRUCK
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RE: A blonde in winter - 1/14/2009 9:04:42 AM   
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: A blonde in winter - 1/14/2009 9:06:46 AM   
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Gotta love blonde jokes  .

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RE: A blonde in winter - 1/14/2009 9:15:53 AM   
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My favorite "blonde" joke.
How can you tell when a blonde has done the landscaping?
The bush is darker than the rest of the yard.

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RE: A blonde in winter - 1/14/2009 12:11:29 PM   
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I want her.

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RE: A blonde in winter - 1/14/2009 12:42:44 PM   
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RE: A blonde in winter - 1/14/2009 12:52:50 PM   
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blonds much have such a burden to be so pretty and dubbed so dumb. i love the fumedmental blond jokes. a blond walks into a bar..... it hurt

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RE: A blonde in winter - 1/14/2009 1:08:07 PM   
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ahh she beat me to it. *chuckles*

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RE: A blonde in winter - 1/14/2009 1:38:23 PM   
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RE: A blonde in winter - 1/14/2009 2:43:43 PM   
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Off subject, true story (so I am told)

Leaving a small town mall....
A woman was caught in a blinding snowstorm.....
She saw an orange flashing light... as she approached, she saw it was a City snow plow....
So she followed....
After a few hours the driver of the plow stopped... got out and approached the woman's car...

"Excuse me, do you need any help ma'am?" he asked her after she rolled the window down a few inches.

"No, why do you think I need help?" she replied

"Well, I have been plowing this parking lot for a while.........."




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RE: A blonde in winter - 1/14/2009 5:58:26 PM   
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
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Gee, I hope it's mine!

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RE: A blonde in winter - 1/14/2009 7:56:47 PM   
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