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LadyHibiscus -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 6:31:57 AM)
What is this kissing of which you speak? The only person I have kissed recently is my parrot, on his beak. Or the top of his feathery head. No tongues. Parrot tongues are dry and hard.

Dnomyar -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 6:34:19 AM)
Steven quit distracting Holly. If she thinks that your tonsils are down there let her be. Did you know that they were going to use her instead of that vacuum cleaner in the commercial to suck up the bowling ball.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 6:35:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Um, holly, those aren't my tonsils. My tonsils are up here. oh. then you don't want me to lick your...uh...tongue? Holly..... PUT THE TONGUE DOWN. YOU'LL POKE SOMEONE'S EYE OUT!

Dnomyar -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 6:36:13 AM)
LadyH. I will tutor you in kissing if you wish. I promise you no feathers in the mouth.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 6:36:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus What is this kissing of which you speak? The only person I have kissed recently is my parrot, on his beak. Or the top of his feathery head. No tongues. Parrot tongues are dry and hard. Me thinks Hib needs a new pet! [:D]

sirsholly -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 6:37:29 AM)
Stevie has a tongue like LadyH's parrot...dry and hard. and Ray...i am ignoring you from now on [:D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 6:38:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus What is this kissing of which you speak? The only person I have kissed recently is my parrot, on his beak. Or the top of his feathery head. No tongues. Parrot tongues are dry and hard. Me thinks Hib needs a new pet! [:D] I am soooooooo not ready for a new guinea pig! [8D]

DarkSteven -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 6:38:20 AM)
It's hard but it won't be dry very long... hold on...

Dnomyar -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 6:39:35 AM)
Lady H when you kissed the guinea pig did it taste like pork.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 6:40:26 AM)
Ray, DO NOT be mean about guinea pigz EVAR. Just don't do it.[>:]

rubberpet -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 6:44:28 AM)
Somehow, I start by leaning in with eyes open and mouth closed, but end up with closed eyes and an open mouth. Mistress is very "tonguey" when she kisses...I like that! [:D] She's just dominant in nearly everything she does, especially kissing!

everhope -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 6:47:37 AM)
i have kissed many different ways. hasn't everyone?

beargonewild -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 7:13:22 AM)
Yes.

Dnomyar -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 7:23:49 AM)
Bear what replies do you get when women kiss you with all of that facial hair. I had a handle bar mustach one time and it took me forever to grow that.

beargonewild -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 7:44:24 AM)
[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] Ray, I can't remember the last time I kissed a woman!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 7:57:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] Ray, I can't remember the last time I kissed a woman! BEAR!! You are going to RUIN my reputation!!![8D]

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 8:02:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] Ray, I can't remember the last time I kissed a woman! Just wait til orlando Baby! [8D]

beargonewild -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 8:03:49 AM)
Lady H, we only hugged...remember?

MadAxeman -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 8:05:25 AM)
OK LadyH, what's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Dnomyar -> RE: Kissing (1/15/2009 8:12:24 AM)
Bear a news flash. When we meet we are only going to hug. Max go to your room.

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