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jazana -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/16/2009 6:12:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

Is it bad that as I was reading that, I got seriously pissed off??  I just wanted to bitchslap the guy.  I don't care if it was a joke.  I still wanna beat them down!  HAHA!


I second this emotion.




BlackPhx -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/16/2009 6:49:05 AM)

Sounds like a closet dungeon and Dominant to me. He really should qualify it with wanted Wage Slave

poenkitten




Termyn8or -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/16/2009 6:52:09 AM)

I wrote up a joke rental app years ago, wish I could find it. It is just about the opposite of this for example -

How many people will be living there ?
__ Minday
__ Tuesday
__ Wednesday

How many vehicle do you have/own ?

__ Running
__ Not running
__ Without license plates

How many aminals do you have ?

__ Frquently
__ Infrequently
__ Actual pets
Do not include relatives.

Wattage of most powerful sound system : Car ___  House ___.

Do you need a 240 volt line ? __ for : Electric dryer __ Electric stove __ Meth lab __.

I can think of any more right now, but I thought it was pretty funny at the time. Thing is this guy has me topped, and might just be serious. Sounds more like the place they send you when they catch you doing what some tenants do.

T




YoursMistress -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/16/2009 8:01:45 AM)

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How many people will be living there ?
1_ Minday
1_ Tuesday
10_ Wednesday

How many vehicle do you have/own ?

0.5_ Running
0.5_ Not running
?_ Without license plates (what are those?)

How many aminals do you have ?

__ Frquently
__ Infrequently
1_ Actual pets (it's me, actually)
Do not include relatives.

Wattage of most powerful sound system : Car X__ House ___.

Do you need a 240 volt line ? Yes_ for : Electric dryer __ Hitachi _X Meth lab __.


When did you say the unit will be available?

yours




Nexo -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/16/2009 8:36:21 AM)

I don't think the post is real, but if it is, what about the kids? I'd have no problem reporting this guy to Child Protective Services. Seems like he'd do a good job shooting himself in the foot when someone showed up to evaluate him...  




Hanable -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/16/2009 9:11:32 AM)

shakes head* sounds like some ppl i know.. but like someone else said.. i dont think ppl with his.... moral code would post this on cragis list or where ever it was posted. and it was probably taken down cuz of all the laws it broke.

H >:)




GoodFeathers -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/16/2009 10:55:10 AM)

Do they provide three square meals a day and burly guy called Bertha for me to bunk with?  Because that would be AWESOME!  [8|]




Saratov -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/16/2009 6:29:13 PM)

How about Bubba?  Biggest, gayest fella you could ever meet. [sm=mrpuffy.gif]    I hear he is looking for a room-mate. [:D]




Arpig -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/16/2009 7:27:04 PM)

What sort of gets me is that somewhere out there there is somebody for whom this would be a turn-on of sorts




Celene -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/16/2009 7:39:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

It's not serious.  Note the temps... they're in Centigrade.  This is Canadian or European.


Canadians and Europeans aren't serious?
Dang and they spent all that money to be on a free site. Crazy fer-in-urs!!

Ooopage (similar to edit - for grammar and such...




Vendaval -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/16/2009 8:32:13 PM)

My guess is that a group of guys were sitting around getting drunk and wrote this advert as a joke.




GimpinDenial -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/16/2009 9:43:53 PM)

In other words Steel, this is a Judge Judy episode waiting to happen......right??




SteelofUtah -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/16/2009 10:08:45 PM)

Dude I am so there cause I want her to admit she really has a Golden Shower Fetish when she says "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining, just pee on my leg and call me your filthy whore and smack my nasty piss filled mouth" I mean if she did that I would get much more interested in her show. Eventually the Bailiff would be smaking her ass as she read out the verdict and the snetence would be water boarding.

FUCKING HOT MAN!!

Steel




Termyn8or -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/17/2009 6:12:58 AM)

YourMis, probably late 2009. Although we don't allow over seven dogs or cats, there is room for about five vehicles, and spaces unviewable from the street. Less problems with inspectors. Speaking of inspectors did I mention our free body disposal service ? Yup there is a cliff at the end of the street that solves alot of problems around here.

T




YoursMistress -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/17/2009 7:24:05 AM)

...starts packing to move .. finishes packing....

yours




FourQ -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/17/2009 6:15:34 PM)

F**k this, I'm going to sign up.
While this muppet's in church next Sunday y'awl are invited to a party in my new place.  Smoking, drinking, debauchery etc. are not only welcomed but mandatory.

I wanna see the look on this guys face when he sees his basement filled with the aroma of weed, cigars and single malts while we tie each other to the rafters and spank the subs like armageddon's minutes away.  Heh heh heh.

Who's coming?




beargonewild -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/17/2009 6:25:49 PM)

Bubba said he can't make it until late that night. Seems he has a date with the parole officer.




bamagirl4u -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/18/2009 5:06:49 AM)

[sm=alien.gif]I take that ad as serious as the little green guy dancing on my post...




Termyn8or -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/18/2009 5:25:20 AM)

Smoking and drinking - I am an expert. All I need to know is what type of bebauchery you consider acceptable.

T




Lee4U2tie -> RE: is this guy serious??? (1/18/2009 1:47:48 PM)

creepy as hell!  Someone's gonna like...have a porn magazine and the landlord will find it then they'll be cut up into little pieces and it'll be in the news  XD  soooooo creepy




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