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RiotGirl -> My clit doesnt hurt (1/6/2006 9:03:51 PM)

i'm not trying to spam it.. but i feel like shouting it from the roof tops.

i do seriously suggest that anyone ever thinking about having the ACTUAL clit done, research it like mad.

http://tattoo.about.com/cs/beginners/a/blclitoris.htm

http://tattoo.about.com/cs/beginners/a/blfgpaftercare.htm

two links that i got abit of infor from tonight.




IrishMist -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/6/2006 9:55:15 PM)

LOL I had mine done the day before my wedding...how's that for one hell of a PAINFUL wedding night [&:]




Focus50 -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/6/2006 11:15:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: IrishMist

LOL I had mine done the day before my wedding...how's that for one hell of a PAINFUL wedding night [&:]

So much more creative than "Not tonight dear, I have a headache...!" lol

Focus.




FangsNfeet -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/7/2006 6:30:05 AM)

The best OTC "Over The Counter" product that I know of is called LMX Cream. It's a 4% lidocain solution that nums any area really well. It's somewhat expensive but fun to play with now and then.

Very few medical supply stores carry it so here is a link to get you strated

http://www.dermadoctor.com/product.asp?productID=560




miticantenslaved -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/7/2006 6:47:53 AM)

quote:

LOL I had mine done the day before my wedding...how's that for one hell of a PAINFUL wedding night


o_OOOooooOOOoooo

*just crosses my legs*

Goddess bless you both!

~miti




cmatrix4761 -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/7/2006 11:09:04 PM)

I think about.com is where I found the very in depth description of female masturbation; it may have been wikipedia, though.
Very...informative. I never thought you could do that with pillows :p

-- CM




windchymes -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/8/2006 6:43:48 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: cmatrix4761

I think about.com is where I found the very in depth description of female masturbation; it may have been wikipedia, though.
Very...informative. I never thought you could do that with pillows :p

-- CM


Pillows??? After all that money I spent on vibrators....

Can ya find out the exact link???[;)]

chymes




cmatrix4761 -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/8/2006 9:27:47 PM)

I think this was it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation




IrishMist -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/9/2006 9:54:37 AM)

quote:

So much more creative than "Not tonight dear, I have a headache...!" lol


LMAO that would never have worked anyway...nor would have the obvious excuse ...like I said though, it was very interesting :)




fastlane -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/10/2006 6:32:19 AM)

ON your wedding night? Tee Hee Hee Gives a whole new meaning to those wedding day vows "With this ring?"






EriaeMelody -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/10/2006 7:17:37 AM)

Can I say OUCH?





miticantenslaved -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/10/2006 9:42:22 AM)

HELL yes...miti crossed her legs *winks*

The subject of wizards and sex is a complicated one, but as has already been indicated it does, in essence, boil down to this: when it comes to wine, women and song, wizards are allowed to get drunk and croon as much as they like. [Sourcery]

~miti




IrishMist -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/10/2006 2:15:12 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: fastlane

ON your wedding night? Tee Hee Hee Gives a whole new meaning to those wedding day vows "With this ring?"





LOL yes it did at that...that fucking 'ring' hurt for months after lol..




brightspot -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/10/2006 7:17:10 PM)

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LOL yes it did at that...that fucking 'ring' hurt for months after lol..


Do you still have it Irish?
How is it now?
Curious.


*Brightspot




IrishMist -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/10/2006 7:35:40 PM)

Yes, I still have it lol. And I still wear it. It still has to be cleaned regularly, but no more pain from it at all.




jawnhenry -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/11/2006 9:53:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Focus50


quote:

ORIGINAL: IrishMist

LOL I had mine done the day before my wedding...how's that for one hell of a PAINFUL wedding night [&:]

So much more creative than "Not tonight dear, I have a headache...!" lol

Focus.



Wouldn't really be a problem as long as she didn't have hemmorhoids and a toothache at the same time :D




justheather -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/12/2006 6:20:33 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes


quote:

ORIGINAL: cmatrix4761

I think about.com is where I found the very in depth description of female masturbation; it may have been wikipedia, though.
Very...informative. I never thought you could do that with pillows :p

-- CM


Pillows??? After all that money I spent on vibrators....
chymes


Oh sure, you can scrunch up a pillow and hump the bejesus out of it, or a blanket all rolled up, or one friend from college admitted to regularly abusing a favorite stuffed animal. I think it was a kitty. Poor kitty...
Running water kicks ass too.
Vibrators are awesome but they tend to leave you dependent. Just like in medicine, I say go with the least invasive/artificial means....
Plus, I dont know about you but back in fourth grade when I figured out how to have an orgasm I didnt earn enough allowance to buy a vib or have a p.o. box for discreet deliveries....
Now, the "personal massager" my Great Aunt Gladys gave me when I was in ninth grade, well, that's another story...




Noah -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/12/2006 10:07:08 PM)

quote:

jawnhenry

Wouldn't really be a problem as long as she didn't have hemmorhoids and a toothache at the same time :D


... and two out of three ain't bad

but I say go for the brass ring anyhow.

I mean, fuck it, right?




IceyOne -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/13/2006 6:49:43 PM)

All I can say is OUCH and you go girl

^5




fastlane -> RE: My clit doesnt hurt (1/15/2006 1:59:46 PM)

Fastlane hums the oldie song....If you wanna see me do my thing, baby pull my string.

but sustitutes "Ring"

I do hope you are a pain slut...Irish?

Me little Irish Ass....I believe in leprachauns..Do you?

Peace, Kevin




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